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@jacques_jams Told him to get with a real Canadian pop star

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Vibes

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@jacques_jams @notvtoe Buddy you’re in this as well

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I’d invite y’all to the pool but I don’t like a lot of you.

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@AndrewTimoni You’re on the list of people I like so you’re allowed over

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@DevRickus @notvtoe You know you’re on the good list let’s not play these games

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@ShockWave311 @notvtoe Who said you weren’t invited

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@notvtoe Garrett too.

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@Garrett_NJD30 You know you’re invited

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Fridges were out tonight

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If she don’t bing-bong on my ding-dong she ain’t for me

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Pool vibes

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Only Bryan with a “Y” I respect

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BRYAN REYNOLDS. BALLGAME.

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Backshots: so we can both watch Montreal lose

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Never knew I needed something more in my life

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@wakeupbarstool Marty mush for brains and his fake teeth need to learn ball

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@Garrett_NJD30 We work and eat Rita’s

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@Garrett_NJD30 I saw what I saw. Ball went far. Crushed that shit my G

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@Garrett_NJD30 380 center of the fairway. Absolutely crushed