Mr. Coach Purcell

“maaaaaaaaan...” -me all the time

[Mr. Coach Purcell @HiattPurcell]

I am the best Mario Kart player that you know

[Curtis Allen @curtis93969]

Metro Boomin didn't get the memo LOL

#seahawks

[HawkMania @hawkmania4]

What a champion ring flex by #Seahawks Jalen Sundell:

Photo credit: Jalen Sundell/IG story

[Mr. Coach Purcell @HiattPurcell]

@Youzansenn i’m a highschool football coach that doesn’t play madden. this happens to me multiple times every season.

[Mr. Coach Purcell @HiattPurcell]

the concept of separating the art from the artist is stupid. we just need to accept and be ok with the fact that bad people can make great art. and we need to accept the inverse as well. really amazing people make a tremendous amount of shit

[PJ Green @ByPJGreen]

World Cup teams have mandated “community sessions” that are mainly exclusive ticketed events.

Algeria’s community session was a real one, where the community was invited and now, children in the KC metro get to say they’ve played with international soccer stars.

[Vito Brevis @VitoBrevis]

This really is almost mythological in its aspect. Clavicular achieved fame and riches for the extreme measures he took to be beautiful, only to undo his beauty with the new measures his success afforded.

It's almost Greek, the story of how Claviculus became chopped.

[Michaela @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Bruh I never noticed this but he kinda look like George Bush

[Neeva Gang 2.0 @PunishedGramsci]

You idiots really have no fucking idea how restaurants work you've just seen "Sysco" as a random noun over the last 12 months and decided that Acshuhally I am the world's foremost expert on The Service Economy.

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Beginning to think that spreading World Cup teams across mid-sized college towns in the American heartland was a stroke of genius.

[subtweetive streak @simpleartfarmer]

Idk where they get cats that act like fat mindless lumps. Every cat I have known would have eviscerated me for trying anything like this

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

This is so essential American.
"I don't know a single thing about Algeria, I cannot find it on a map, but you showed me a modicum of kindness and I am now ride or die for every single Algerian for the rest of my natural life."

[Mr. Coach Purcell @HiattPurcell]

@TridentTrue i hate to be that guys because i’m a Ryan Bliss truther but he definitely should have just thrown the ball to 1st lmao

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

[expensivethrift @expensivethrift]

anotha one

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

He bad as hell too u can tell look at his face LMAO

[𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝘽𝙤𝙮 🌴🏄🏾‍♂️ @954Cobi]

" dam dawg maybe i was trippen "

[FLANNEL @sameflannel]

in 2012 he rapped about doing this kind of shit and it sounded kinda crazy at the time. now look