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Comfortable with consistent inconsistencies.

It's usually in (patent-pending) sarcastic font.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

If you ever thought you were engaging in an exercise in futility, I'd like to introduce you to my 103-year-old great aunt's bra.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@JunDishes Yes. Ppl are not just wrong, they're stupid

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@JillFilipovic They'd have to join Israeli protesters at the UNGA. He's so loathed

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@JunDishes @sharontharp She just needs a little makeover. And she needs a stylist. Not Julie Chen's though. Not one that hates her

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@JillFilipovic The worst part of the mayor's campaign lie and pandering to his idiot base is that this only helps keep Bibi in power. It's maddening

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

I appreciate the tweet but what are we mourning exactly? 🤔

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Wishing a peaceful Tisha B’Av to Jewish New Yorkers across the five boroughs.

From sundown tonight until tomorrow, mourners will pause and reflect on the history and resiliency of the Jewish people.

May all observing have a safe and meaningful fast.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@JoshMalina With you on the astro but then I also firmly believe ... משנה מקום משנה מזל

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don’t want to be this angry but you all keep acting so fucking stupid.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

That last bit was because he knows that there's no legal standing for him to do anything and he's just pandering to idiots.

This type of shit only helps Bibi stay in power. STOPPPPP.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: When it comes to Netanyahu, we’re speaking about someone who is the subject of an ICC arrest warrant. He’s the subject of this warrant for alleged crimes against humanity, for war crimes, and he’s the architect of the genocide against Palestinians in Gaza.

These are not facts of my assessment; they are facts of public record.

If someone is the subject of an ICC arrest warrant for these kinds of crimes, that’s something I believe should be honored. I have also said we will follow our local laws.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@DanielBShapiro @matthew_petti These idiots don't realize how much they're helping him stay in power. Yet again.

[Dave Ryder 🌊💙🌎❄🏳️‍🌈 @daveryder]

I would like to remind everyone that Robert Mueller was 100% correct: Russia DID help Trump, repeatedly and illegally. His investigation produced 37 indictments, and seven guilty pleas or convictions.

There is only one person committing widespread election fraud: Donald Trump.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

For those of us who pay attention to the hour-to-hour pace of the Iran War, things are getting very dark very quickly. 2 more Americans are dead.

The scale of attacks - and threats of escalation - are increasing rapidly.

Trump has frighteningly lost control of this war.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@BBigBrotherBuzz Thank youuu

Is he planning on using the pov? I assume no

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

Who won HOH? Who was nominated? Who won veto? #BB28

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Pro tip: it's spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@DaVonneDianne_ It was totally batshit and mean and somewhat bullying but it really didn't seem to be racist

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

@susanbooksetc @emmagraeauthor A copy editor would've caught this but they're gutting copy departments everywhere. (note: They're forcing many copy teams to train the AI that will take their jobs)

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The Constitution barely survived today.

By a 5-4 vote, Trump’s Supreme Court declined to let him rewrite the Constitution and end birthright citizenship.

We’re hanging on by a thread. The fight to defend our democracy is far from over.

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

Yes. And for years, chicken wings reminded me of frog legs and I couldn't consume them

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

People who went to high school:

Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

[ST @Hidden_Gold]

I let myself hope. Rookie mistake. Sigh.