Omakoji

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

I tell my friend make e send me money, say I no fit get person like am make hunger kill me. E first ask me whether him be my papa 😂 We spend the remaining 7 mins on call dey yab each other. 3 mins after the call, I receive alert of more than the money I ask for. 🤣❤️

[Prestigious @Prestigious_Gt]

“I will send you 200k next week, we no fit dey watch you make you dey suffer when people like us dey alive 😁”

A normal joke among two friends, one in Nigeria and one abroad.

Guess what?

The one in Nigeria took it personal and got angry and replied with

“Keep your money, I will not sell my self-respect for 200k”

Who do you think is at fault?
Who should apologize?

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@OlakTv Na you gimme lunch today even though you be Madrid fan wey dey annoy me with your Madrid posts😃

Thanks man

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Only a Ronaldo fan is stupid enough to not know that Messi played only 2 seasons in ligue one

[SPY @spyderrmann]

Messi in ligue1 stats in 3 seasons:
Games played: 80
Goals : 30goals
Assist. : 12 assists

Greenwood 1 season in ligue1 ;
Games played : 32
Goals : 35
Assists. : 15

So do the maths yourself 😂

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Me and you know say you no get 4m but still take.

[JOHNEX💫📊 @JohnexDdatman]

Challenge for Messi fans:

Post a video of Messi scoring against Spain 5M
Show me a video of Messi assisting against Spain 4m
Show me a picture of Messi's statistics against Spain 3m
Show me a picture of Messi lifting a trophy in from of the Spain national team 2M.

24h to reply.

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@sonsilvvv @RealityLfc Like the same World Youth Championship we all watched in 2005??

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@stoickymuzik Just open mouth anyhow to talk rubbish

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Omo see crash out🤣🤣

[DisTurB🎮 @DisTurB____]

you can score all the world cup goals you want but it won’t change the fact that tyrion lannister is taller and smarter than you.

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@OloriOfOloris Lol... I been dey fill gas #1600 for 5kg in 2017

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Guess who won the world cup in 2010

[folowosele adeboye @boye4christ2006]

2010:
Mexico vs South Africa opened the World Cup.
Mourinho joined Real Madrid.

2026:
Mexico vs South Africa open the World Cup again.
Mourinho joins Real Madrid.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Ment?? in what world would Vini start ahead of Adriano?? Let me not even talk about the rest.

[Mazi Olisaemeka C. ™ @OlisaOsega]

Lmao nostalgia is a thing sha.

• Gabriel starts ahead of Juan
• Casemiro starts ahead of Ze Roberto who was primarily a left winger/wingback
• Vini starts ahead of Adriano who struggled on the left
• Raphinha starts ahead of Robinho on the right

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@DisTurB____ Even Ronaldo's goal was heavily deflected

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@urhighness_6357 @Naplaymaker Kakuri ke?? Those boys were born and bred in Nassarawa!

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@Naplaymaker Benzema, insane baller! I remember when I first saw his brother Mabbo play, I couldn't tell who is better. Hopefully, he will follow in his footsteps 🤞

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@001Oxygen I've watched 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018, and 2022. 2026 is literally my 7th world cup🤣

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@DisTurB____ I like as Barcelona fans no dey even send you at all. Na sporty code make me follow you, no be all these fooling

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@inaishingi20 @praisepal_ Likeee... Wetin do Amadi?

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

Orthopedic what??

[MrEthical @Israelieeee]

@ugo_shib Be like you go need orthopedic glasses oh

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@MeetJMB Na who born pikin name am Ugbede I dey pity, very stubborn set of people

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@MrMekzy_ Monkey nyash ke? Na kobo we know am as o

[Omakoji @Hidentity4]

@LegacySiu Ikaay Gundugan