Hiding In The Attic

Raccoon is my legal name but my friends call me "Mints"

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The pyramids are over 4500 years old and not to be a bitch but it shows

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

my open letter to sean hannity

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Really worried these Bratz dolls are setting unrealistic body standards for women. Look, we all know ginormous heads are beautiful. But not every woman can have a head bigger than her torso.

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@gwensnyderPHL @tatertotsmcgee Not sure how this is an insult, true or not. Vaginas are hot and sex is cool.

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@thenicolaspizzo • Never buy medicine from a traveling salesman

• Don’t trust your uncle to grab your nose, he will get it

• Don’t eat snow. It’s on the ground and the ground is dirty.

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@CathyGraphics3 Because he’s a clown that only you can see?

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@clubmoss_ As a straight man👨🏻, a VERY straight man 😉, for International Ladies Day I would like to announce my support for ladies in the workplace. If they want to get a job and strut their stuff at work, it’s fine by me.

Your welcome, ladies. 😎

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Birthday boy

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@oldfriend99 I bet he bonks his head on things all the time. Why the silence about this issue? Tall people have been bonking their heads for centuries and only now are we able to talk about it openly. Doorways need to be tall enough for everyone.

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@DiGiorno @Ubisoft Hey I am excited to eat this pizza and excited to see what in game content you are going to give me

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@seguebythesea @gunsnrosesgirl3 Wouldn’t work on me. I’d eat it even if it were a giraffe.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wouldn’t work on me. I’d eat it even if it were dead.

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@mysterimoon30 @DegreyOfficial But neither men nor women should be pushed into buying these products that lie about what our bodies actually look like. Instead we should all just be honest about what we look like and normalize that

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@DegreyOfficial BOO! Then the men that don’t want to wear this shit look worse by comparison. Then we all get pressured into buying these girdles. Please just normalize what actual men’s bodies look like. And what all bodies look like.

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@HowThingsWork_ Watching this video cured my constipation instantly. Just let it drop, one lump at a time.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

I know I will face consequences for this but I am done staying quiet. NFL games are 100% scripted. I know this because I was apart of a team of writers that wrote this years Super Bowl. Don’t believe me? Tell me if this looks familiar.

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@petesalmon ACTUALLY the greatest philosopher was JESUS. He philosophized a way to wipe away our sins — that’s right, every time you touched yourself and thought about your cousin ➡️ FORGIVEN! Every time you wiped a booger on someone else’s couch ➡️ FORGIVEN! Now THATS a “philosophy”! ✝️

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@RemindMe_OfThis PLEASE SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BOTS! 😱 @elonmusk

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

"How much is that doggy in the window" is a dumb thing to write a song about. Just go ask one of the workers

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@ItsAndyFromWork Wait are you Andy from MY work?

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@iUsedToBeADuck CEO of state Colin a company that has been given a free agent from the company profits to a company in a bid for a company profits in a new car sales account to buy the company’s new car for a while