@MidTermDev this is the right token on pizza bro 4JGm93dLStyNA3nBr9ymkrwu4pe6RiJvtf1mQ2JMsLDc
he doesn't even have access anymore to the pizza wallet https://t.co/fcUou2nBrJ check his x
This is a fun social experiment of mine.
What if https://t.co/28SauOrDN3 had its own retarded Craigslist?
99.9% of Solana tokens launch with fake promises and die in 4 hours.
I did the opposite: I built a working, retro 1990s Craigslist on @pumpdotfun.
Meet Craigspump ($CRAIGSPUMP) โ the 1st Classifieds token ecosystem on Solana.
What you can do right now on https://t.co/wSCaN4itex:
๐ https://t.co/28SauOrDN3 โ post ads under your real pump username
๐ Cursed Classifieds โ barter a 1998 Honda Civic, rent a prime Wendyโs dumpster sublet, or sell bags to Monsieur Jean Philanthrope
๐พ Live Database Infra โ community ads persist globally in real-time
๐ 56k Dial-Up Wallet โ nostalgic USRobotics modem simulation with authentic FAAH sound effects (100% gimmick, 0% drain risk)
๐ 1-Click Virality โ share any ad directly to X in 1 click
Web3 has casinos and DEXs. It was missing a classifieds section.
๐ Explore & Post: https://t.co/mazKiYDOUQ
๐ Trade on https://t.co/28SauOrDN3
CA: In the first reply.
@pumpdotfun #Solana #PumpFun $CRAIGSPUMP
This is a fun social experiment of mine.
What if https://t.co/28SauOrDN3 had its own retarded Craigslist?
99.9% of Solana tokens launch with fake promises and die in 4 hours.
I did the opposite: I built a working, retro 1990s Craigslist on @pumpdotfun.
Meet Craigspump ($CRAIGSPUMP) โ the 1st Classifieds token ecosystem on Solana.
What you can do right now on https://t.co/wSCaN4itex:
๐ https://t.co/28SauOrDN3 โ post ads under your real pump username
๐ Cursed Classifieds โ barter a 1998 Honda Civic, rent a prime Wendyโs dumpster sublet, or sell bags to Monsieur Jean Philanthrope
๐พ Live Database Infra โ community ads persist globally in real-time
๐ 56k Dial-Up Wallet โ nostalgic USRobotics modem simulation with authentic FAAH sound effects (100% gimmick, 0% drain risk)
๐ 1-Click Virality โ share any ad directly to X in 1 click
Web3 has casinos and DEXs. It was missing a classifieds section.
๐ Explore & Post: https://t.co/mazKiYDOUQ
๐ Trade on https://t.co/28SauOrDN3
CA: In the first reply.
@pumpdotfun #Solana #PumpFun $CRAIGSPUMP
๐ก๏ธ Mathematical Resilience: Per-Second Accrual vs Snapshots
Snapshot dividends lose up to 90% of yield to flash loan extractors.
EquiFlow uses continuous token-second calculus:
Yield = โซ [Balance(t) / Supply(t)] dt
Flash-loaning for 1 block yields an attacker ~0.018% while costing 270x more in DEX fees โ making sandwich attacks mathematically unviable. (4/5)