HigherEd Minion

That #SAPro, #AcAdv, #SATech, Fin. Aid, Admissions, Retention, etc., #HigherEd staff, you know & love who is slowly losing their mind & their work/life balance

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Hello and welcome to Twitter is my therapy for work craziness

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Still having issues on campus with systems.

Every semester this happens. EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Receiving notifications that the systems are crashing on campus is just wild.

Did y'all not know today was the first day of classes? Did you forget?

Emails are slow. Registration systems are slow. Class schedules aren't pulling up.

[Jon Boeckenstedt @JonBoeckenstedt]

Not every college or university president pursues USNWR rankings. Shout out to Northern Arizona.

https://t.co/Ho4srm7hRU

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

The people on campuses who will literally stop progress to retain control and power are the worst.

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Receiving notifications that the systems are crashing on campus is just wild.

Did y'all not know today was the first day of classes? Did you forget?

Emails are slow. Registration systems are slow. Class schedules aren't pulling up.

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Me trying to be productive while my institution's leadership actively tries to burn us down on multiple fronts
#HigherEd

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Haven't been on this site in a LONG time. Gonna tread lightly for a bit.

I hear there are some friendlier atmospheres of the color cerulean

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

@HigherEd_ITGuy I've wiped some files before when leaving but never all.

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Anyway, I'd like to make enough money to be scrooge mcduck swimming in money as maybe that would help me lose my scruples and anxiety

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

watching news of who is moving where at different institutions

sometimes i want to no longer be a minion so i could make bajillions of dollars and when a scandal happens I just move to another institution and make more bajillions

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

I say it's all part of the sham because even when the previous institution does a report where they hire an outside investigator the leader is rarely listed at being at fault or if they are their fault is minimal

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

@TommyMa95268002 Not me. I like to keep the loop open in case we need to circle back and reopen the dialogue.

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Love when the university's learning module for employees fails. Thanks for giving everyone on campus confidence that our students are getting what they need by showing how online doesn't work

zero amounts surprised

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

Ask for information from a central office. Seems to be missing info so clarify. Central office who houses the information says they don't know who made the rules so not sure if I should trust it

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

My life is such a mess right now with family member finances apparently going to hell and no one in my adult family telling me how much they've intertwined their finances so now they are all screwed...but I should fix it now that they've all fucked up together?

[HigherEd Minion @HigherEd_Minion]

I can't let anyone in my real life know I'm venting