Hike Munt

Mental illness; bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks; I didn’t ask to be here; this guy fucks

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I really gotta stop eating donuts.

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Drew Starkey baby

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Here are my man crushes in no order: Ashton Kutcher, Jacob Elordi, Channing Tatum, Tom Holland, James from big time rush. I’ll reply if I think of more

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Bring back tank-kinis

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Can we pls bring back the Harlem shake trend? Nothing has topped it. It’s my Roman Empire

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We need more exterminators in this world

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I really miss the “step up” movies

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*shouting from the roof tops* IM A GLEEK AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT!

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Debating on making a dream journal like the max kid from shark boy and lava girl

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Evan Peters how did I forget you my king

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“Kitty-corner” is the dumbest shit ever. Just say diagonal. Like what corner of this cat are we referring to? Hate it here.

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Ya, i’d let Zac Efron kiss me on the lips

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Who could ever hate me? Like seriously be so for real. Cuz this guy totally fucks

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Tell Jesus that the bitch is back

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Going to teach myself how to cook by reinvesting my time and priorities into playing Cooking Mama on my Nintendo DS

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Oh Canada is my fucking jam

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Nelson Mandela = Morgan Freeman

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First tweet on “X” #slay

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Tough crowd, buncha virgins

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If you don’t vote on this you’re lying

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Me studying the chart on the wall with the letters on it the second i get to the eye doctor office so they don’t consider me legally blind