HilalViews

tech and naked eye based hilal (moon) sighting startup operating in Toronto. #HilalViewsTO

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@HilalCommittee You guys are all an embarrassment to your communities. You sew such disunity with your mixed messaging and zero transparency. Do better

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Whenever there is mass dispute with moon sighting you know it HAS to be Eid because only Shaytan can be released from his chains, causing this much commotion and fitna..

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These organizations need to clearly outline what their parameters are
@HilalCommittee @hilal_council.

The amount of division you guys cause in the community is outrageous. There should be interactive sessions where the community can ask you guys questions

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As we wait for west coast sighting, a committee members phone begins to ring with "California Girls" by Katy Perry as his ring tone. Sufis in the crowd thought this was their cue to begin their circular dance. Very irregular scenes at the Moon Room
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EXCLUSIVE
Palestinians in Gaza saw the moon, but Israel cut off all power and Internet before anyone could report it..

Israel further comments they control the moon and any unauthorized sightings will be considered a security threat

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Thorncliffe legend Gora Kolia has joined the Moon Room. Sources say he's livid. "O benc*** every year sala maa faarech. Maro BP bo high taygu la.. oh Clinton, Benc*** haleem ni falooda de mane"
Scenes are getting heated. More to come

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LATEST UPDATE:
It appears POTUS has joined the Moon room via Signal, thinking he was on a secure line
POTUS has announced a 100% tarrif on all moon sightings that don't originate in the US. "We're bringing Eid decisions back to America!" he proclaimed

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DEVELOPING

Jamshed Bhai from @HilalCommittee has rejected a local sighting based on the grounds that the moon was spotted by "some of the Youuths"
He said and I quote "these Youuths want eid tmrw so they can go back to their waping in the bathroom during the day" more to come

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Unfortunately our esteemed guest @BadatYusuf could not make it tonight. Having been aspired by Ashton, Brother Badat has gone to bed so as to adhere to his strict morning routine. 3:57 AM wake up call with a Zam Zam water face plunge and rubbing kajoor instead of the banana. MA

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We are live today at the Yamni coffee house Jabal in Ridgeway Plaza Mississauga this evening, in a joint partnership event with @HilalCommittee and @hilal_council looking for the new moon. Stay tuned for updates

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Allegedly IST committee were meeting at Ozzy’s Burgers. Abdul Jogiat received a call from Metrolinx president saying the moon has been sighted. Members of the committee then prematurely celebrated by heading over to Ronnie’s local 069 where one member yelled “49 MILLION BABY”

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We are now 4 days removed from the LGBQT iftar party hosted by TNO. Sources believe participants of the party are awaiting an Eid announcement tonight as they have spotted the moon of their partner. Church street is open for business! 🏳️‍🌈

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We are now 4 days removed from the LGBQT iftar party hosted by TNO. Sources believe participants of the party are awaiting an Eid announcement tonight as they have spotted the moon of their partner. Church street is open for business! 🏳️‍🌈

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Please join the Muslim LGBTQ+ community for iftar on Tuesday April 26th at @thecornersjt call 647-296-0173 📞 for more information

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It's been quiet at the HCC meeting but we've got a risky update. Our team has intercepted this airdrop from a local Imam and all we can say is Allah have Mercy

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JUST IN

We are hearing reports of Tparks very own Plus Size Imam Road Runner spotted at the venue. Apparently sorrounded by his "shooters", he is charging fellow Imams for autographs and selfies. Molana Bodhani was heard whispering "Aay bhen**** kon che?"

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Afghanistan has announced Eid to be Sunday.

We are hearing reports of a conference call led by Molana Bodhani and Abdul Ghani Baradar (leader of the Taliban) in effort to substantiate these claims. More to come

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Happening Now:

Wild debate taking place at @HilalCouncil meeting. We are hearing reports that @BadatYusuf camp is pushing hard for a Sunday Eid. Apparently @BadatYusuf a season ticket holder for the Leafs wishes to avoid interference with Game 1 Monday

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Alhamdulilah we are on site and plenty Imams have claimed to run up on sight on us after the frenzy Apr 1st. The safety of our team has been comprised but nonetheless we are here. Shoutout to Y&F for getting us here. Stay tuned for live updates after Maghrib

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JUST IN

@IST_team has declared Ramadan to begin tomorrow Saturday April 2nd. Daddy's approval came through @Metrolinx

Everyone on the same page. "Limelit session slappin rn" - Frank Thomas probably

It's been fun. See y'all on the 29th 🙏. Ramadan Mubarak

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(Madina Masjid) @HilalCommittee has announced Saturday as Ramadan.

@IST_team still waiting for Daddy (@Metrolinx ) to give the go ahead. Please be patient funds have not arrived yet, allegedly. #sattire

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UPDATE

FRANK THOMAS AND DA YOUNGIN MOLANAS HAVE REQUESTED A SESSION BE BROUGHT IN TO DEFUSE THE TENSION. @BadatYusuf IS ALLEGEDLY PREPARING A 🔥 LIMELIT SESSION. UNBELIEVABLE SCENES