hilary

cat mother, musician, she/her

[Superintendent, Modelland Public Schools @ProfFieri]

9/11 for retail workers

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

if men are lonely, they should try being likable and having emotional intelligence so others will want to be around them. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

what happened to movies being free on amazon when you're a prime member? why is everything these days paying for a membership, and then still having to pay for everything within that membership?

[elle. @ellelore_]

on parents introduction day at my son’s school, the teacher said the kids need to read for 15 minutes everyday (they’re Year 1). after she said that, the collective sigh that passed through the room, I swore someone had turned a fan on. I couldn’t believe

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The secret to getting kids reading is the same thing that worked in the nineties. Reading Rainbow. Free pizzas. Shakespeare rom-coms. A million Jane Austen adaptations. Movies where a guy gifts his beloved an enormous library. Dog who acts out the classics.

[Cameron @CamKolBergh02C]

Case in point

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

if i was ever kidnapped this is how you would know

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

You can’t expect us to believe you are pro life when you:

Execute an innocent man.

Make laws so extreme that pregnant women die from not being treated.

Do nothing about our high maternal and infant mortality rates.

Refuse gun law reform in the face of school shootings.

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[lost everything betting on the sushi race @unclehaver]

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

So Tim Walz believe kids should be fed at school so they can learn better and JD Vance believes kids should accept being shot at school as a "fact of life."
Vote accordingly.

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

If you have an outdoor cat you in fact do not have a cat