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[vicky hilton @Hiltegg]

@paulkerrison Pah!

[vicky hilton @Hiltegg]

This is a test

[Jolyon Rubinstein @JolyonRubs]

“£350 Million a week extra for the NHS” has literally become “you can now have a pint of wine”.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

“I lost colleagues whilst I was working each day and the government has barely acknowledged that fact… People were dying in front of us & the morgues were full. We had no body bags left in the trust.”

Please listen to this heart-rending testimony 😔

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

Trainstopping

[Hollie McNish @holliepoetry]

As a straight woman, as you get older, men who only fancy girls under twenty-five stop fancying you. That is literally the only thing you lose. And that is what the entire anti-ageing obsession is based on. On those guys.

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

Who needed a gym membership in the 90s?

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

This. Is. Phenomenal.

Corrie characters aghast at “London?”

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

Someone asked an AI to render what Ken Loach’s version of Star Wars would look like and….

I think I want to see it now

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I have instructed my management to inform @GBNEWS bosses that I am available to replace any of their suspended presenters.

[Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy]

Suella Braverman is wrong.

Multiculturalism isn’t the problem.

But we know what the problem is…

#bbcqt

[vicky hilton @Hiltegg]

@joakimsunden @bbogsnes Why am I staring at you like that? 😂

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As CITV shuts down after almost forty years, one contestant - now 53 - patiently waits for further instructions:

[Moog @a_toots]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team.

[Letters of Note @LettersOfNote]

RIP

[vicky hilton @Hiltegg]

@ChelseaCoakley @AXS_UK Makes no difference

[vicky hilton @Hiltegg]

Just waited for @taylorswift13 tickets via @AXS_UK only to be told I’m a bot… what ?!! Now all tickets have gone 😞

[James Nicholls @jamesjnicholls]

Hey @AXS_UK, sort your terrible system out. We’ve been marked as a bot at the first attempt of joining the queue for Taylor Swift tickets in Cardiff. This is ridiculous!

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.