Merchant Of Girth

Media consumer, Corporate pawn, piss boy, lock in specialist, #JustinFieldsHater

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

I legitimately cannot believe I sat there and tried to convince myself that Justin fields 1. Wasn’t bad 2. Had potential to be great

Truly sick in the head I was

[AP @aryanpour]

a retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[John Fadule @fadule_]

You’re allowed to hit the gym then drink an XL black coffee and blast Ain’t It Fun by Paramore and be swarmed with gratitude to the point chills run up and down your back muscles (which are massive because you lift hard with good form) and think to yourself ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’

[𝙄'𝙢 𝙏𝙤𝙓𝙞𝘾 @BaT_MaN_23]

Me after using Claude instead of GPT for the first time and realizing I might be jobless in five years

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@BowTiedYukon @FrankRemoulada You are retarded if you think the only people being deported are “rapists” and “murderers”

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@DomClare You don’t know ball, what a terrible terrible take

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@MRFUNDAMENTALZZ @RobbyBerger @BrillDumbShow Not this time retard

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@MRFUNDAMENTALZZ @BarstoolBigCat Update retard?

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@MRFUNDAMENTALZZ @bigpackers4x Good pussy

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

This is literally all one needs to completely alter the course of their life

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

https://t.co/7l7Jef99QZ

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@Blancosent_ya You tweeted that nonsense this season.. we are still in this season… I know comprehension probs rough for make a wish eagles fans.

Fine with me since we put BTA on the dog shit eagles and won more playoff games this year! Have fun with AJ brown you fucking bum

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@Blancosent_ya Sorry man forgot we were living in the past and not 2026! I’ll remember that as you continue to make awful takes. Also remember when you said the bears wouldn’t win a playoff game???? Fucking clown

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@Blancosent_ya Interesting, so who are the eagles playing this week? Wait they objectively got body bagged by the bears? and aren’t a clutch team? Weird…

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@Blancosent_ya Thanks man! I just love being witness to a retard like you not knowing ball!

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@Blancosent_ya @PaytonHalas @JoelBleedsGreen Update retard?

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@nkyjdcm @CliffordG27 @JacobMorley @heykayadams Wait say it one more time? Since that’s the only cope you have? 💀💀 retard

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@parsonspacker @Jamal05609349 @GB4LCal Just revisiting, bros team just got pissed on and he doesn’t understand per capita statistics

pick a struggle

[Merchant Of Girth @HimothyPissman]

@nkyjdcm @bden006 @JD5076 @NFLonPrime Just scrolled through your profile. Holy hell man, I feel awful for you. I can’t imagine how sad of a human you must be. Please touch grass my friend.