ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ

“ʙᴏᴏᴛʏ? ᴏʜ, ɪᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ… ᴜᴍ, ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴛʀᴇᴀꜱᴜʀᴇ. ᴏʀ ʙᴜᴛᴛꜱ.”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

https://t.co/4D6bYEqHlu

[𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 @ArcticCowboi]

❝ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴜꜱ ᴏᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ, ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ɪᴛ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴡᴏɴ.

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“They’re like uhm.. witches.but cooler.”

Small pause as he turns his head slowly.

“…. I… I-Is… Is it big??”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

@ODDBALLHUMOR Shut the fuck up.

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

Yeah… wanna have a taste?

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“Actually yeah… come… I wanna show you sumtin.”

[ ♯  ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ𝓢𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴 ᅠᅠ𝑸̲𝑼𝑬𝑬𝑵 .ᐟ @DOCUMENTEDEATH]

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" ' C'mon , Emmm . . .' "
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[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

He’d scuttle through branches and leaves before sneaking a peak.

“… Wait, are you like a magician?”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“Don’t hurt me!”

Praying to Jesus there aren’t any spiders In the bush he’s hiding In.

“Oh, oh. Is it money that you want? Cause, my dad's got money! Lots of it, I mean, not really but he can get some!”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“Friend?!”

Eyes widen before a high pitched scream belched out of his mouth, body would follow suit and duck Into a bush.

“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FLOATING?!”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

Sighs louder.

[𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘬𝘦 @DaphneJeeper]

Sighs

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“Uh… yeah, man..”

Small pause as he scratches his head.

“… Did we uhm, go to school together?”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

“… So, you’re a janitor… gotcha.”

Sympathetic nod Is shared, while both hands fall to either side of his hips.

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

No photo? What a loss.

“No. I’ve never been to Kansas. You a new counselor? Med- you look like a med.”

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

Casually getting Into a pose, he’s expecting a photo to be taken.

[jacob custos @custosbot]

Take a picture of me. For like, your little subscribers or whatever.

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

@periculosums ||• Do it!

[jacob custos @custosbot]

You got a gun, why can't I have firecrackers?

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

I’m back. Give me attention.

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

ᴰᵉᶜᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ²ⁿᵈ, ⁰⁵:⁰⁰

𝒜 ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ʀᴇᴄᴏʀᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ꜱᴇᴇɴ…

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

I’m a hot dog

[ᴊᴀᴄᴏʙ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏꜱ @His4Himbo]

@ODDBALLHUMOR Yes!