Clay @HisWalrus

Publisher and Walrus-in-Chief, WalrusInk

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The Trailblazing Doctor Who Invented the Face Mask https://t.co/IB1KOYME3f via @doximity

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@nicomuhly @timoandres I wish that were too big for you so I could have it.

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@timoandres Did it work?

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@chriscerrone 8 pitched human voices; 2 high, 2 higher, 4 highest
It’s concise, precise, and devoid of pesky gender bias

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Happy to share with you my 1000-page dissertation, “Time-based Categorization of Musical Style and Form,” in which I suck all joy and beauty out of the universe reducing sound to a single Big Bang!

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Is classical music like other musics but like, longer and more boring?

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@timoandres Always good to be modest with bosoms and goals.

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@ukeleleuser Sign me up!

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@timoandres @StevenIsserlis The more unlikely, statistically speaking, is simply that Ned Rorem is celebrating yet another birthday.

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@HellTweet It’s my party, and I’ll cry if I want to.

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I want to let everyone know that I'm thinking about myself this morning. It's not unpleasant.

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@chriscerrone @timoandres @Puffintwelve Does it come in any colors besides dark meat?

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@bynkii You're right—ethylene, sweetly toxic additive to antifreeze, propylene—"Generally Recognized As Safe" GRAS. No homicides for me!

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@bynkii I was thinking of suicide. My thoughts are more homicidal! Animals around airports supposedly love the stuff; it's used for de-icing

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Propylene glycol is an excellent poison. Apparently, it tastes quite sweet, so you can add it to any beverage.

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11 degrees and no heat this morning. Hibernation time @ Washington, Connecticut https://t.co/KkLhryJviK

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There's no place like home https://t.co/WyDll0Js02

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Bright colors help to calm the inmates. @ Washington, Connecticut https://t.co/NAYFpeCqio

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So proud of our big boy. Trains make him happy. https://t.co/oCwycMd4sK

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@DanielPinkwater @literaticat "Enchanting," yes. Couldn't have said it better myself.