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Research|Epidemiology|Public Health
|Chess is the future of mankind♟|In God I trust, all others must bring data|Witsie😎

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@SimphiweKibibi Concerning!!

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@EswatiniGovern1 This statement is sponsored by Israel. I juat dont have the evidence. #SA needs to unpeg the Lilangeni🙏,

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Never hesitate to leave the table when respect is nolonger served.

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@SimphiweKibibi

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Ahhh🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chess.com @chesscom]

tried to be nonchalant in front of my crush and lost in 6 moves

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@tshianki Ko pratisa sterek😀

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@SimphiweKibibi @SETHUSTUART Funny how this works out in favor of the event, maximizing visibility😀

[🇸🇿Buhle bakaNgwane, Buhle beMaswati🇸🇿 @umhlangaswz]

Police are seeking public assistance in locating 2-year-old Uvikelwe Maseko of Gelekeceni.
He went missing yesterday 10/06/2026 at about 1500h while playing outside. #RoyalEswatiniPolice #reshare

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@TeamerDhee Premium😀🤌

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@Szymansk_ii It is yours🫡

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@SimphiweKibibi Man!!

[I.R. Iran in Tunisia🎒(تونس) @IranembTun]

We are all Omar Abdulkadir.

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@Ankiii_i Can I have coffee with you at the Olympaid🤭.

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@AramideOyekunle Israel?? 😭😭😭😭

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@SwaziNews And thats why 🇸🇿 is where its at

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@mamaneshow He needs votes, lessons later maybe😀

[Mbuyiseni Ndlozi @MbuyiseniNdlozi]

So proud of Wits @WitsUniversity ❤️

Number 1 in Africa 🏆

Number 200 in the world

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@pitsi_thwala @SimphiweKibibi @Ncedo_LD 😃😃😃😃eh

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[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

We Are Living in the Dumbest Timeline

Donald Trump just posted a photo of a wind turbine next to birds and captioned it “Killing birds by the millions!”

He posted this without irony.

For every single bird killed by a wind turbine, nuclear and fossil fuel plants kill 2,118 birds. Coal alone kills roughly 7.9 million birds a year in the United States. Wind turbines? Between 140,000 and 328,000. That is not a defence of wind turbines.

We are living in genuinely, historically stupid times. Only rivalled, frankly, by the medieval peasants who blamed the Black Death on cats and promptly killed all the cats, which meant the rats multiplied, which meant more plague.

At least the peasants had the excuse of having no access to information whatsoever.

Trump has the internet. He chose this.

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

When I see Wits and UCT students arguing about being a Top university, I stand up coz my uni is nowhere in the Top 10 even😭😭😭