Brian 🪲

tomfoolery

[⟲ @unotfbg]

people don’t really understand the shit me and batman be going through

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

The Wingmen Podcast with Brady & Matthew Tkachuk

[Mads @europemaxxed]

boomer humor: i hate my spouse
millennial humor: i hate my baby

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

average tom wilson hit

[tired ass showgirl @bruhvechkin]

ngl the whole image around benny blanco’s new album makes me soooo uncomfortable, this is why all men from reston virginia are evil and shouldn’t be trusted

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

nobody:

The President of the United states of America at any point:

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

what 4-9pm feels like on Sundays

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

Trans people: Im trans

Society: ok

The duck in the pond behind my house:

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

[David Koresh- Official @TuckStopsHere]

When I'm puking in the bathroom at the white people wedding after abusing the open bar and I hear the Cha Cha Slide start up

[Zito @_Zeets]

Nolan should do the honorable thing and adapt the Duelist Kingdom arc of YUGIOH, focusing on Pegasus

[Xanthony Davis @PretttyFlackooo]

Odysseus: “Did you think if you ate quietly the sun god wouldn’t notice?"

Eurylochus:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending

[Chantel @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA

[hayls ✿ @beauboesnbarzy]

And at the end of the day, it is still and always will be:
Fuck Carter Hart.
Fuck Brett Howden.
Fuck Michael Mcleod.
Fuck Cal Foote.
Fuck Alex Formenton.
Fuck Dillion Dube.
Fuck their parents.
Fuck the judge and finally, FUCK the NHL for even allowing them back into the league.

[Still Julie @hydr0chaeris]

Oh, that is not a healthy locker room lmao