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Time to be random!! Warning: Shitposts! Nerdy passions include Star Wars, Mass Effect & Anime🕹Totally (Not actually) Josh Peck's long lost Cousin

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

My friend made me this decal!
I dunno bout ya'll but my life is....

[Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]

A Real Cat Girl?!

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@ConservativeOG Um... historian here.

This is *really* weird. This isnt even politics its just weird. It looks like 50's style propoganda at 'best' and well... "the aryan race" at worst.

Besides america is more than just *one* party so this is tone deaf to the other half of the population.

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@GamerSupps @hololive_En @moricalliope @ourokronii @nerissa_en Oh definately the Nerissa cup 👉👈

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

VERY excited for our first official collab with @hololive_En

We are GIVING away cups and shirts to five lucky winners

rt + comment which cup you want to win
@moricalliope
@ourokronii
@nerissa_en

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@AGardenSalad Faking it but slowly getting there. Decided to remake myself with a "new" body thru exercise and new hobbies to be "cooler" but with money so tight its scary and I wonder if Ill survive honestly to even see the new me.

Its worrisome.

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

Well I just found my new hyperfixation.

[🌼Diana🌼 @DianaOreo13]

Bait 🪤

[Mass Effect News @MassEffect_News]

Mass Effect was released 17 years ago. #MassEffect

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@BigSliceGaming My mother was literally juat prasing him (oz) today while in recovery for surgery.... while in the same breath mentioning his medical advice was dubious....

We.
Are.
Cooked.

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

Side objectives for me include:

-1 or 2 tattoos
-change my clothing style based on weight and muscle mass
-laser hair removal on my upper arms/shoulders/back
-Travel on my own at least twice
-Get a pet (either a cat or turtle)

Just wanna be happy with my body and afford life.

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

Id like to pretend my life goals are realistic.

by the time Im 39 (ugh) id like to:
-own a used Jeep
-own a used R3 or Ninja 400
-Finish my Masters
-get a job in my field that pays at LEAST 40k
-Lose 60-80 lbs (down to 200 or 190)
-Have savings
-Have streaming gear

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

To live my current minimal lifestyle w/o savings and struggling I need to make $38k a year.

To live a life I want w/savings and my own vehicles I need $45k.

To live all that plus no worry (all still renting) I need to make $62k

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BRO I MAKE $22K IF IM LUCKY
😅😂😭

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@ct_girlie From memory I only got
7567
411
5555

😅

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@GamerSupps @Waifucups @shylilytwitch #wompwomp hell yeah to randomness!

[Gamer Supps® @GamerSupps]

we're giving away 5 complete sets

this one is gonna be a movie 🎥
@waifucups x @shylilytwitch presents:
⚔️ Kill Lil: Volume 1 ⚔️

live now for a limited time

rt + comment #wompwomp for a chance to win 👀

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.

They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.

The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

If he runs again ill actually riot. Thayd be 3 terms.

We have a consitution for a *fucking* reason.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump during meeting with House Republicans:

“I suspect I won’t be running again unless you say, ‘He’s so good we’ve got to figure something else out.’”

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

@MacabreMacabre1 Gotta yahoo with the woohoo til you hear the WAAAAHHHHHHHH.... Ill see myself out...

[Tanner @HistoryofaNerd]

Bought a 10lbs weight to just do at home curls when the gym is closed. Im super cereal about working out and losing weight.

Grrrr gains and such!
(Ihavenoideawhatimdoingpleasetakepityonafatguy)