every so often i think about this time in college we were about to take shots so we all raised our cups to cheers but before anyone could say anything my buddy reached over and jiggled this girls tricep and yelled “ teacher arm !” and everyone laughed at her
Thinking about the time in college when a girl paid me $50 to write an essay for her and I brought my campus laptop to a frat party and let everyone there write a different paragraph of the paper after playing Edward 40 hands. She got a 12%.
Just got brutally shitmogged in a public restroom. Dude next to me was dropping elite level brown whilst I (shitcel) was only dropping juvenile level turds 😭