Hiten Dhruv

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

ELI5 The #Odyssey - Jason Bourne was lost at sea for years and was then stranded for 7 years on an island with Furiosa. His wife Catwoman has lost all hope, and Batman is pining for her, so her son Spiderman went to find answers with the help of Punisher.

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Rest in peace Sir Gary 🙏
#GOAT

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Garry Sobers, an allrounder like no other 🐐

[Cricinfo @cricinfo]

Garry Sobers, an allrounder like no other 🐐

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

ARGENTINA!!!
How many late comebacks have they got in them? On to the finals

#ENGARG

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Novak #GOAT Djokovic!
If Thanos were a good guy, his name would be Novak - he is Inevitable!!!

#wimbledon

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Russia Ukraine war being played out on the the WTA side of @rolandgarros - although there will be friendly fire in the quarters!

#FrenchOpen2026

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Gutted about Fils. The already thin men's challenge to Sinner is dwindling even more.

#RolandGarros

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

Después de los resultados de las pruebas realizadas hoy, hemos decidido que lo más prudente es ser cautos y no participar en Roma y Roland Garros, a la espera de valorar la evolución para decidir cuándo volveremos a la pista. Es un momento complicado para mí, pero estoy seguro de que saldremos más fuertes de aquí ❤️

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Welcome home Artemis crew!

@NASA @NASAArtemis

[NASA @NASA]

HOME.

The Artemis II crew has arrived back on Earth, ending a nearly 10-day journey around the Moon. The trip took them farther into space than humans have ever gone before, and now they're safely home with us.

https://t.co/XmDQwNlCPR

[Jason Ai. Williams @GoingParabolic]

This may be the most majestic thing I’ve ever seen.

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

India v Pakistan T20 World Cup 2026 - "...this game could have been an email!"

The rivalry that never is... by the @gradecricketer

#INDvsPAK
#T20WorldCup

https://t.co/bu9rbqpH89

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Unreal achievement- 22 year old @
#CarlosAlcaraz wins the @AustralianOpen by beating the GOAT 🐐 @DjokerNole in an awesome, high intensity final. Becomes the YOUNGEST EVER to complete the career Grand Slam.

The previous youngest was Rafa Nadal, who completed it at 24 years.

[#AusOpen @AustralianOpen]

Just a 22yo living his dreams 🥹💙

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Superb #AusOpen women's final. 2nd year in row #Sabalenka played a superb match but ended up losing to a player on a really hot streak!
Congratulations Rybakina!

[#AusOpen @AustralianOpen]

Exceptional. Elite. Elena 👑

Elena Rybakina is the 2026 Australian Open CHAMPION 🏆

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

@DjokerNole @AustralianOpen Tonight you were as awesome as the Olympics gold medal match - o er a much longer period of sustained brilliance

🐐est 🐐 ever!

#AusOpen

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Sumit Nagal @nagalsumit]

[URGENT]

Respected @China_Amb_India and @ChinaSpox_India

I am Sumit Nagal, India’s No.1 Tennis player

I am supposed to fly to China soon to represent India at the Australian Open Playoff. But my visa was rejected without reason

Your urgent help would be much appreciated 🙏🏽

[ICC @ICC]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 🇮🇳🏆

India clinch their maiden Women’s @cricketworldcup title at #CWC25 🤩

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

So long and thanks for the fish!

[Rohan Bopanna @rohanbopanna]

❤️❤️❤️

[Hiten Dhruv @HitenDhruv]

Indian women just beat the mighty aussies in the semis for the highest odi chase in a knockout game - men or women. Awesome performance

#WomensWorldCup2025 #INDvsAUS @BCCIWomen