We didn’t actually have a game last week, we just got drunk and showed up a week early. Either they added more alcohol to natty or 15 college kids don’t know how a fucking calendar works. Regardless, it’s ACTUALLY game day today, and we are about to crucify some Catholics.
The Eastpointe Christian Church was too afraid that we were gonna go sacrilegious on their asses and didn’t show. That’s the first W in history #HitBunts
Breaking news: We do not have a game tonight, it’s a bye week. Instead, vote in this poll: Who is a bigger drunk, our GM for telling us we have a game today, or our Commish for canceling last weeks game?
Game day has finally arrived, and unlike last week, the weather shows clear skies and empty beer cans. Your newly Gender Inclusive Hitting Bunts take on some losers who have never finished an ice in one go. Sad! Come out to OSU’s fields on Lane and Hit some Bunts with us.
Bad news. The “weather” is too “bad” for any games tonight and we are rained out. The commissioner must be about 2 4lokos deep right now for canceling tonight’s game.
It’s game day again! First game of the season today in T-9 hours. Pregame started 2 hours ago, we’re drinking diesels, ripping darts, and most importantly, hitting bunts. Game is at OSU’s diamonds on Lane and Jungle Juice is included.