Astronaut Mike Dexter

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[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

U will not believe last night in fort worth I met 2 female aliens and they took advantage of me

[Charlie Goldsmith @CharlieG__]

Amarius Mims (ankle) was limited in practice today.

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

@CorkGlobal #gigworker

[Michael McDonald @mcdonaldcomedy]

#14. After a scene with Diane and some poorly written dude character who disses her, my neighbor just said to no one in particular: "Men!"

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

Driving around OSU campus this time of year

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

Unfortunately i am feuding with my dentist

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

@KingStefanski1 The McRib is back brother

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Greta & Margot,

While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. 

You’re both so much more than Kenough.

#HillaryBarbie

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

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[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

@dimwittgenstein I need the Swamp in 5K with ray-tracing

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

Is there a shrek Skyrim mod

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

TURN TO CBS IMMEDIATELY THIS WHITE MAN CANT MISS

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

TURN TO CBS IMMEDIATELY THIS WHITE MAN CANT MISS

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

didn’t get a Draco for my bday btw

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

Good morning.

[Astronaut Mike Dexter @thatsachunkie]

#HillaryBarbie

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Greta & Margot,

While it can sting to win the box office but not take home the gold, your millions of fans love you. 

You’re both so much more than Kenough.

#HillaryBarbie

[Deserto desolador @DesertoDesolado]

@AltHistCody What are you talking about cody? This is the real one: