HannahJo

she.her.hers

[antipodean scourge @TheKnownLover]

girlfriends love to be like "I'm going to go read in bed" and then you walk past and it's actually playing on phone and vaping in bed

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

melanie crying and saying that as soon as she leaves she’s going back home to her mom’s house reminded me swiftly and painfully of the manuscript’s
“afterwards she only ate kids cereal and couldn’t sleep unless it was in her mother’s bed” #loveislandusa

[syrax @s4crifalso]

Imagina dormir conmigo y verme todas las mañanas así

[jeremy hawkeye renner @eat1ngdrywall]

bush out in my bikini and i’m in a relatively conservative beach town

[Jack🦇🌙 @hvnlycreature]

how it feels to add books to a free public library, walk to a grocery store, then get a bánh mi for lunch

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

zach is definitely the type of boyfriend to make you cry on your birthday

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is exactly what a summertime situationship with a psychopath will do to you

[darling 🪩 @ohwellyes]

category is: princesses named trinity who are allowed to yell at whoever they want to yell at

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

dog likes to stalk bald people's profiles until he finds a picture of him with hair

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Cincinatti it is hot as fuck. Store some water in your bodies for tears like one of those fuck ass camels

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Having cats in the house is like living with art that sometimes throws up on the carpet.

[Lea @funnysexygirl67]

My cat is an angel. I love when she steps on my areola with her single paw that somehow holds the weight of 52 full grown cats

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Sorry I’m gonna have to call off today bc I realized my kitten is getting bigger and I need to spend time with her while shes still baby. Cat tax below

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The cat didn't want to go to work and is jealous of the cat that was abducted.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end