Hlithium

// Humanitarian // Gamer // Anime Geek // Environmentalist // Metaphysical Enthusiast //

[emily dare ૮₍・ω・₎ა @artbyemilydare]

So my son got in a fight at school and came home with a bunch of bruises and some scratches allover his upper body. Had a meeting with the principal and watched a video where a boy beat up my son. Like ontop of him on the ground. My son tried to defend himself while a bunch of -

[isha @MibshaD]

Nurse: last period?
Me: January 13, 2011
Nurse: …
Me: … if you look in my chart it says total hysterectomy. Everything came out. Everything.
Nurse: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: if I am call the pope because Jesus 2.0 is coming soon..

[Maryam @hell_line0]

So…2026. Women are being advised to play Disney songs if a man is secretly recording them with Meta glasses. Not because it protects them. Because copyright law is enforced faster than women’s safety...

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

just told my father i finally got officially divorced and his reaction was mild. Told my younger brother and he enthusiastically high fived me and said congratulations.

My dad looked puzzled and said “I’m sorry, I just think S was a good dude. A good father.” To which my brother replied “My congratulations had nothing to do with him and everything to do with her and her happiness.”

Bloop. There it is.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

I texted him 34 minutes ago. He posted a story 12 minutes ago.
34 - 12 = blocked.
Am I right?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i just told a guy i don’t want kids

he said “if you got pregnant
i’d make you keep it”

i blocked him immediately

because that’s not a difference of opinion
that’s a reproductive coercion always...

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

i love flirting but men fold sooooo quick omg can the tension build a lil bit???????

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Natija Cave @NatijaCave]

This was meant to find you 🙏🏽☘️🔮🧿✨

It’s hard for you to see the end of the year because your life is going to change before then. You could be dealing with a crazy schedule, big demands, or major decisions. You could be a deeply spiritual person or having an awakening. I’m picking up a lack of support where you need it most. A situation with a mother figure could also be significant. Your life is about to shift in a way you didn’t expect, the solution, help, and/or opportunity is about to present itself. Your angels are about to prove to you that you are safe, guided, and never alone. Every prayer was heard and the good you do is about to return to you. This message found you before the shift. You’re on the right path sign: high priestess, hierophant reversed, 8’s, 5’s, flowers, butterflies, children, Spring, Winter

[Mr Arcane Fox 🦊 (Open for Bookings) @MrArcaneFox]

Hey everyone, in 9 days I’ll be undergoing surgery, I’m self employed and run a small pet sitting business. Therefore, I wont be receiving paid sick leave, and because I’m on a temporary work visa, I’m not eligible for government support. I’m also the only one in my household

[Softboy @softboy_innit]

You know you’re stressed when your problem appear in your dreams😭😭

[jezz @JezziiB]

I lost my child at 24 weeks. They wanted me to birth a deceased child. I said no. They decided on a DNC (technically a 2nd term abortion) and my doc had such a hard time scheduling bc of the age of the fetus when she passed (between 20-22wks) , my gestation, and because it’s labeled as an abortion. My amazing doctor got it figured out, but why are we forcing women to give birth to deceased children?!If I had to vaginally birth my dead child I would probably not be here.
ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE

[Aryn Elaine➕ @ElaineAryn]

A few months ago I confided in a young male acquaintance / almost friend from church about something deeply personal. I trusted him because he’s trying to do what I do (consult / on a spiritual basis - I wanted to encourage his path and whatever graces God might have given him) and I genuinely trust everyone until they show me otherwise. Well wouldn’t you know, he - just like all the other 25ish year olds at Mass who are completely obsessed with me in every way - did not keep this confidential. What should his punishment be? I’ve decided complete apathy, post forgiveness. And one thing is for sure now: his business is NEVER happening.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

My ex wanted me to quit working at the club so bad he told me he’d pay my bills.. so i quit & when i asked him for the bill money he said “is that all you want from me?” 😭😭😭😭😭 i was back on the schedule that same weekend. don’t even worry about it big dawg.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Idk but Michelle Obama telling Barack “You told me all those years ago that you couldn't promise me the world, but you could promise me an interesting life. And, of course you outdid yourself and managed to give me both." is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard someone say to another 🥹

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

The actress who played Lilo should not have been allowed to die of a curable disease because she was homeless and couldn't afford medical care before her body had already given out.

The actress who played Lilo should not have been allowed to die at 35 less than a year after the live-action remake came out.

Disney should ashamed when any of its brilliant creatives die of poverty while its shareholders line their pockets with billions.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now he’s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who don’t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and he’ll act like he rules the world.

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

A baby daddy will leave you for a new woman, then try to cheat on her with you.