Houston M. Hamilton

1 part Hemmingway, 1 part Churchill, 1 part Jimmy Buffet. Shake well and serve over ice.

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

@AngryCops

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Guys guys guys, remember when @paris made a big todo about not beating up their #pickpocket s? Well we have the opportunity to pull the greatest #unreverse ever...

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

@DavidBrartkuux @jenbegakis I'm a massive anglophile, so I say this with love. Zip it limey.

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@venomouscat27 @S2Steercos Do it over the #pride match in Seattle. Just check all the blocks.

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@ErgokVox @iowahawkblog @3YearLetterman Only to anger the limies.

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@Fat_Electrician I just figured out how to solve the #cocainhippo problem. Make it be known that the hippos have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. That will clean the problem up fast.

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

We need a film directed by @paulfeig with Stanley Tucci as a bartender. I don't have a plot, or even a working title. But it would have lots of #martinis and thats what's important.

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

If you believe your opponent is evil, then you do not allow yourself room for discourse. Thus, turning to political violence becomes easy to justify.

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

The political violence we are seeing against @realDonaldTrump and the right can be explained by something I heard at my first @yaf in Santa Barbara in '09. "If you disagree with the right, they think you are wrong. If you disagree with the left, they think you are evil."

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

@MrJamesMay oh cock, I seem to have missed you visiting Seattle. Hope you enjoy your time in our lovely city!

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@A_Writers_Touch @DonutOperator @NYCMayor Question, do you denounce Europe's lack of AC? Cause WAY more people die every year from that than gun violence.

[Houston M. Hamilton @HmHamilton88]

@Persianserene1 No your not.

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@wynrosei

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@wynrosei By practicing censorship? Are you gonna cancel any newspapers of theirs you dont like too?

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@__Amoxicillin_

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@elonmusk @ChrisO_wiki *puts down tools* I may have bought the wrong system. Need to give your sales office a call...

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@CestrianRRF @AngryBootneck I say this with full belief in the Special Relationship and love for my UK brothers. But, you have a functional Navy?

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@Michelle496666 @CalltoActivism Obama didn't

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@Ugo1537217 @RepNancyMace