Hannah Witting

My Dad called this twatter once

[Hannah Witting @HmWitting]

Wow, it's November. Time flies when your life is falling apart!

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

how does everyone know when fruits are in season.. when did u learn that. did i miss fruit season day in algebra. did u swallow a farmers almanac. why are peaches only in season for 8 hours a year

[TheAlcoholicScientist ❻ @traumatized__]

Y’all banned Kap for taking a knee.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

mike’s hard????? good for him

[human aaron @humanaaron]

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

[Dee Holt 🍎🍟🍎❄️ ➏ @D_1andOnly_]

The fact that he really took Tf off is sending me😂😂😂😂

[ezzy @ezzygxrcia]

Knowing the difference between who to cut off and who to be patient with—is everything

[Hannah Witting @HmWitting]

@SarahDACtYL1026 I understood this and idk why

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.

[abdullah @AntiqueAbdullah]

THREAD – Travelling in tones: a colour journey through the kaleidoscope of the Muslim world

[Keem Costa Adubea @kcostaadubea]

The Italian government sells and buys African slaves from Libya to send into mafia run plantations in Southern Italy to pick tomatoes and fruit to export to all EU&UK. Europe knows. If they don't need bodies, they let them drown at sea. Europe knows.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

[hellary @heckllary]

I will never recover from this

[K,000,000 @blKKstar]

this what Lava girl had on

[zae @itszaeok]

pineapples would be so much better if they didn’t eat you back.

[Denis Holton @DenisHolton]

U don’t hate cats u just cant handle rejection