Heather Marie

Comedian, actress but above all proud military wife and new mom 🇺🇸🔱 💙

[Heather Marie @HmzComedy]

@amazon
Really disappointed, amazon doesn’t care what type of companies sell on their platform when brought to their attention.
got in a bait and switch from a third party seller, I assumed they would want to know about the seller, they didn’t care, told me to leave a review.

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On the road with @JoeyMedinaComic

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@elonmusk not everyone is a billionaire, I’m tired of watching my Tesla shares sink lower. Twitter is a useless platform, please go back to Tesla before my savings is entirely depleted.

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Things a husband should NEVER include in a wedding speech! #funnyfemales #laughoutloud #jokes #standupcomedy #weddingdisaster

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Honored to be in Europe performing for our troops on the Heather Marie & Friends comedy tour.

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

TODAY: The #USNavy has declared the five missing crewmembers of an MH-60S helicopter crash, deceased. Search and rescue efforts have shifted to recovery operations. (1/2)

DETAILS: https://t.co/mSVtEokkms

FILE PHOTO: ⬇️

[bob saget @bobsaget]

We just lost a great one. Ed Asner. Seven time Emmy winner—Lou Grant to the star of “UP,” Ed always wanted to be part of things that mattered. Cant believe he was just a guest on my podcast August 16. Deepest condolences to his family that he loved so much.

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@DannyManus Congratulations.

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@ZoltanCOMEDY Water slides are the best fire escape!just very painful when the pool has no water but hurts less than burning to death!

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@target yikes your store is always a mess these days… and your return department is worse..

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@christinaderosa You look gorgeous babe!

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@AmericanExpress did y’all party so hard this weekend that no one can answer the phone and do their job at the same time??? 103 minutes later and 7 transfers and yet still not able to get my problem solved before hanging up in rage!

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@ChrisMillhouse Join the club noo

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@DannyManus Yay! Vacations are the best!! Where too?

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@DannyManus Enjoy your vacation!

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Happy Anniversary to the man I love. These past few years have flown by. Cheers to our future, we have so much to look forward to. 🤰❤️ https://t.co/2T9yx1i5yl

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This was a lovely shoutout by @armedforcesent this month in honor of #militaryspouseappreciationday #militaryspouses Holding down the fort while our loved ones are deployed creates trying times. It takes an… https://t.co/sR8oS3bcSH

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When your puppy jumps on your stomach, knocking the wind out of you right in the middle of yoga when you’re in a state of peace. 🤣 #lovemypup #yoga #p90x3 #p90x3women #comedy
#beachbody… https://t.co/7re93CNehS

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@DanielleCasting Ill take a side of covid19 if I book a role. No masks or gloves or social distancing... the way life used to be. This virus ain’t holding me back!