Matt Hobbs

Happy Partner and proud dad. Hockey/Goalie bro. Is this what the Romans felt like when Commodus became Emperor?

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@Sebasti36971571 @GodKingAlmighty @DavidDTSS Most underrated joke I've read in a long time

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@CoachRevak Oh God. So much Ew. My literal face when watching this.

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@PeteBlackburn

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@GoalieGearNerd

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https://t.co/fAShwxQrOF

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Maybe come through?

https://t.co/2HkLDcVQEQ

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@WillGravesAP Advertising that you're betting on 12-year-olds?

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@HockeyThinkTank Oh no. The goalie. It me.

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@KyleClark @laurenboebert @RobertTreta 2025 is a wild place to exist

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@PeteBlackburn I think the rule should be, "Go on over there and say it to their face." In fact, go ahead and have everyone make that their personal code of ethics, IRL or Online. If you wouldn't say it to their face, maybe keep it to yourself. I know, I sound 2000 years old. Get off my lawn.

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@CSMFHT Underated tweet

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@KyleClark I would say watch more NHL, but this isn't the time, Matt.

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@geckowo @luminaluminates This is me yawning after I take my second 30MG Adderall of the day ...

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@KeithCarson Enjoy it while you still can...

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@lexilafleur your platform is greater than mine, so I'm asking you to amplify this critical message as some Beer Leagues enter their postseasons.

Don't try to pump-up your goalie w/ genuine compliments. It's like using gasoline w/ an electric car. It only confuses us. #HumanCats

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@PeteBlackburn It's giving

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@lexilafleur She didn't even get to enjoy the WAG life. She's just shackled to a junior hockey washout beer league goalie.

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@lexilafleur Nothing you have tweeted has hit harder than the overheating comment. My poor wife, in our bed, covered in my sweat after a game night bc my posterior chain could power a school district. This isn't a joke. This is our life.

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@mikeduncan MICHAEL!