HomelessSimonCowell

I've grown a beard and freed myself from the shackles of corporate music. parody.

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Woke up at the dump this morning. Nicole stayed over on the pallets. Gonna treat her to a slap up #Greggs. Found a full steak bake! Ace.

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Brooks Way popped by the bins last night, shared a can of Special Brew and a very enjoyable 2 day old Dominoes.Fame has its perks.
#xfactor

[Michael Gazin @michaelgazin]

oh my god...this is 100% at my front door this year. #Trumpkin #pumpkin #halloween #carving link: https://t.co/EseAl6JDtf

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

@WhenISayHunni @The_Honey_G I found some honey nut cornflakes in the recycling bin, milk was a bit off but gave a nice tang to them!

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

@WhenISayHunni
Nut Cornflakes?

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

@WhenISayHunni went through Louis' bin and found half a potato, it was lush. Washed it down with some water I found in a pot under his bed.

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

@WhenISayHunni monster?

[Heavy D @HeavyHeavyd]

HONEY TO THE G!!!! 👊👊 https://t.co/QTr3mPKPd2

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Hi @WhenISayHunni I had a great day at rehearsals today, someone left half a prawn sandwich next to my ashtray. Scoffed that. And the sarnie

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

5 after midnight.....
Rizzle Dicks?
#XFactor

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Apologies about the length of my trousers this evening.
Found them in the clothes bank outside Homebase, along with the shirt. #XFactor

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Bunton tore down the curtains from the spare room to make that romper suit. Them girls are ruthless. #XFactor

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

That wasn't my house on #xfactor on Saturday. That was 70's legend Bernie Cliftons. I also had his jeans on and Mel B had his jacket on.

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

I'd say I have the best beard since Neil Hamilton.
#simonsbeard
#XFactor

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

I'd say I'd have a Britains top beard.
3-@Rylan
2-Brian Blessed
1-@SimonCowell

#simonsbeard

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Far too many requests for the beard to come back, @NicoleScherzy can't keep her mitts off it. #simonsbeard

[SteviRitchiefanclub @stevissuperfans]

Who's gonna be the winner of #CBB

[HomelessSimonCowell @HoboSimonCowell]

Had to shave my beard off, was chaffing Rita.