Hockey Wisdom™

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Everyone follow @hopper_9

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Don't fuck your lungs, rock the gums

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RT if you want this in your house

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#PerfectDate at an NHL Game 😍

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#FavoriteMovieMoment #Miracle

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.@AAAHockeyLife your a fucking shmelt

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Baltimore Ravens Parade: 200,000
Miami Heat Parade: 400,000
Chicago Blackhawks Parade: 2,000,000

Proof hockey fans are the best.

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@AAAHockeyLife your a fucking shmelt

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24K Gold Beats by Dre.

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#CantBeInARelationship if you don't like hockey.

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BREAKING NEWS: The Toronto Maple Leafs have traded Dion Phaneuf for 5 pylons, a bag of pucks and some water bottles.

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Nothing screams "I'm gay" like wearing a soccer jersey

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A Snipe A Day Keeps The Healthy Scratch Away

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What do you call a girl that doesn't like hockey?

Single.

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When in doubt, boards and glass will save your ass #HockeyWisdom

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Dream backyard;

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Not sure if:

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Girls in hockey jerseys are instantly twice as hot..

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Things better than playoff Hockey:

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Jesus walked on water. Hockey players walk on ice, ice is 100% water. Therefore hockey players are Jesus.