Jake

Hey I'm Jake, or Halogodzilla I use this to randomly spout my bullshit, mostly 40k or SCP. I like men and women, he/they. #1 Crimson 1 Apollogist.

[Jake @HockingJake]

This is completely unrelated to Shirou or anything I'm just making sure I have easier access to this video of me getting completely embarrassed. https://t.co/bDjSUTOVbd

[madeline ♡’s gigi @70scorleone]

this is his navy seal ass childhood pr training way of saying fuuuuuuck no

[cu armpit sniffer licker @matrixordyne]

NEVER forgiving the einzbern elders for gaslighting illya into believing kiritsugu had given up on her. he spent every one of his last years – where his body was actively being eaten and thoughts haunted by angra – searching for a way to see illya again.

[Sini @sinistar0259]

@ssr_tourist Fates' localization feels like throwing the baby out with the bathwater, but the bathwater is radioactive and the baby is hitler so it's understandable, but then they also dropped the bathtub on some passing stray dogs for no reason? Bizarro game in every aspect

[Cat Moth @cat_moth]

Minus One and Zero made me realize that I don't care about monster screen time. As long as the human characters are interesting and I care about them, I have no worries about if a monster is on screen long enough.

[King II: Giant Swing Boogaloo @KingSavageAxe]

KOTM kinda knew the human plot was dogass so we got Ghidorah and Rodan aura farming every 5 minutes

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

Why the fuck did 11 dems miss the Hegseth vote?
Now impeachment is buried in committee.
Nice job leading Jeffries.

[Dash Vaughn Johnson @MadDashiell]

On the DCU~

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @Invariance_Tech]

"Healthcare is NOT a Human-"

[Goron275 @MilfLover4023]

@TheGub_Gub and the blood splatter spells out half life 3

[gub gub (Comms open) @TheGub_Gub]

When Geoff says "and here's one last surprise" and he snipes someone in the audience with a barret 50 cal

[Dr. Things @3huthings]

英語版です English translation!

Meet-up for a date.

[• Lyj 🗡🩸 • comms open 👐 @lyjmmem]

Game so rushed and unfinished they had to reveal Claude's real name in an interview instead of in game

[🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 @Steal_your_shit]

> “This was survivable”

Brother, take the L. You’re only digging your grave deeper

[The Questbroski @TheQuestBroski]

Maria was put through the most unimaginable torture your mind will allow you to comprehend. She was not only physically tormented but mentally and probably sexually as well, and when it was all over they lobotomized her.

There was no bringing her back. Tai went through locust processing for a handful of hours and it was enough for him to completely check out of life. Maria endured it for WEEKS.

[TFHypeGuy @TFHypeGuy]

Hasbro is proud to announce they have started using AI for stock photography!

"It was too hard to take photos of toys" according to Hasbro insider.

All jokes aside these seem to be upscaled with AI for whatever reason.

[Vector (not sure about slandering Guzzle ) @VectoStigma6425]

The downfall of this franchise needs to be studied

[🌅🌾🐉Shu🐉🌾🌅 @TheFlameShadow_]

Gender is NOT the same as sex. Gender is what you identify as, while sex is what I'll be having with Talulah tonight. Stay informed

[brom|eblana's 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔳𝔞𝔫𝔱 @bromyume]

her genocidal tendencies are very charming