Rob Hocking

Husband and father. Lover of baseball and slinger of motorcycles. I get misty eyed during the national anthem.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Jordan Walker looks like what you’d get if you gave young Willie McGee the Captain America super soldier serum.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@ESPNFantasy powers that be: Take Chase Burns off the undroppable list. No chance at a win and a hard cap on innings/pitches make him essentially a glorified opener for the remainder of the season and he’s clogging up a roster spot on my playoff team.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@Super70sSports Piano Man

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Gross

[Ozarks Springbirds @ozkspringbirds]

A new chapter is on the horizon.

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This bullpen is hot fucking garbage.

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@KYCardsFan Yeah, “Tony Cruz would be starting on any other team.” Just kidding. OT had the prettiest swing since Griffey Jr. FSMW showed it in slow motion that day after the homer.

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WHY ISN’T THERE A WARNING ON THE UNCRUSTABLES BOX TELLING YOU NOT TO MICROWAVE THEM!?….Never mind….there it is.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Have you seen this Icotyde commercial where this lady with the nasty rash isn’t listening to a word her doctor is saying because she’s focused on the unicorn outside the window balancing a pill on it’s horn!? I thought I was havin a fuckin fever dream.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

There are few things in life that are less useless than a Post Office tracking number.

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I don’t often lol for real but this got me.

[Kyle Reis, 58% Neanderthal @kyler416]

John Mozeliak has become the most interesting GM in baseball. He’s like a girl who just got out of a long term serious relationship with a guy who had a small dick that she met through church and is now fucking her way through dating apps.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

Nnnoooooo. Not Busch Light Burleson!!!!

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Heard this today:

Cardinals 1B/OF Alec Burleson is one of the most popular controllable bats on the trade market.

@MLBNetwork

[Jon Morosi @jonmorosi]

Heard this today:

Cardinals 1B/OF Alec Burleson is one of the most popular controllable bats on the trade market.

@MLBNetwork

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It’s ridiculous Pete Rose isn’t in the Hall of Fame while MLB sits back and makes snow angels in its giant vault of gambling money every day. Fuck off with that.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@ChiefTodd16 @mlbelites_ Not at all. Mad respect for Jeter. I went to see him play at Busch on his farewell tour. Great player? Yes. Clutch player? Of course. Great person and role model? Absolutely. He’s just not even an average defender let alone worthy of “greatest defensive play of all time.”

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@ChiefTodd16 @mlbelites_ Yeah. Jeter used to throw while simultaneously jumping over runners trying to break up a double play all the time🙄. Jeter’s biggest accomplishment was winning 5 gold gloves with -152 career defensive runs saved and every National baseball pundit’s tongue up his ass.

[Rob Hocking @HockingRob]

@Super70sSports Not sure which one I hate more: Dave Matthews Band or Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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@johnrabe

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@johnrabe

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@kyler416 That’s how feel about Bob Costas. I know that he’s a St Louis and sports icon but I can’t for the life of me figure out how that happened. His voice is like an audible trank dart.