Conner O’Brien

America. Cardinals, Busch Light, Colts, Blues, Illini.

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Just saying, that Cardinals have 13 games left against the Brewers. Not to mention 10 against the Pirates, and 6 against the Royals this month alone. The Cardinals are gonna make the playoffs.

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@RomeovilleKid He thinks he’s playing well?

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@gturn3796 I just don’t know what they were thinking with it. Pistachio is not a good drink flavor lol

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@hochman That’s a typo

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Hey @HeinzTweets CEO, why do Europeans get the best-quality ketchup while Americans go without?

We tried to bring your superior European recipe (real sugar, incredible taste) to the U.S. Instead, you're pushing "Simply Heinz" — but it just doesn't taste as good.

Heinz is a great American brand. Why are you giving Europe a higher-quality product than the one you offer to your own home country?

Stop forcing us to look elsewhere for a replacement. Do the right thing for American diners. 🇺🇸🍅

[DMV Adventures @DMVAdventures]

Before: Wings were 25 cents each for MNF
Now: Wings are $20 for a Dozen

Before: Beers were $2.50 Drafts for MNF
Now: Beers are $8 for a Bud Light

Before: Bar Open til Midnight
Now: Bar closes at 10pm

Those are 3 of the main reasons

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@JoshDowns Good luck, jackass 😂

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Kirk Cousins signing was a master stroke by Raiders GM John Spytek:

The Raiders paid Cousins a total of $650,000

They got:
- 9 games of rock solid QB play
- 6+ months for #1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza to learn the system and be mentored by Cousins
- A 2027 3rd round pick

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@HolderStephen So do the fans

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Based on expectations are the chargers the worst team of all time?

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Daniel jones clutch as fuck. Unfortunately it’s always for the other team

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Jerry Jones might shit himself before leaving Indy

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Steichen running Jones out there every drive

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@itsJebediah Every third down he throws it sort of the sticks

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

3/7 for 8 yards for Danny Dimes!!! 🔥🔥🔥 colts have their franchise qb

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Why did my wife have someone from Facebook marketplace come to my house at 745am on a Saturday to buy some end tables 😂

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@Ifitsthisname @littlecaesars I ain’t reading all that. It’s little ceasers dude. Give em $5 get a pizza and shut up

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

@emondhinkFH05 Great turnaround from what we saw early in the year

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip.

She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride.

I wish I could be there to help.

I wish I could be there to offer support.

But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.

[Conner O’Brien @STLCards_Colts]

Seems like a great idea!! Government rules!

[The Assembly @InTheAssembly]

BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%.

How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds.

On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.