HODLSMAUG

Hoarding since 2012. Trader / Miner / BullBear $BTC / Respectful or be blocked.

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@pete_rizzo_ Because everyone has a crystal ball.

[CelsiusFactsNumbers @CelsiusFacts]

If you fell victim to a #CelsiusNetwork scam or had your wallet or account hacked contact the FBI!

[The Bitcoin Historian @pete_rizzo_]

JUST IN: THE 6TH LARGEST CORPORATE #BITCOIN HOLDER JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THEY WILL NOT SELL 25,000 BTC

HODLING $1,600,000,000 THROUGH THE CRASH

LEGENDARY CONVICTION 🔥✊

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@CelsiusFacts Where’s my money?

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@IonicDigital Don’t care. Just pay us from the Celsius fuck storm and let’s move on.

[Aaron Bennett @Aaronbennett]

A major trading firm has been accused of running a coordinated market-moving strategy that looks like something out of a finance thriller.

Regulators in India say the firm repeatedly built huge positions, opened enormous short exposure, then unloaded assets within seconds using high speed algorithms, which triggered rapid price drops they could profit from on the short side.

This pattern allegedly took place around the same 10 AM window and reportedly generated over $4.2B, prompting India’s SEBI to freeze roughly $560M pending the outcome of an ongoing case.

The basic method described by investigators:

• Deploy investor capital
• Accumulate large spot positions
• Load up on derivatives shorts
• Execute sudden high volume sell programs during thin liquidity or negative sentiment
• Let the engineered drop play out
• Cash in shorts, eat a small spot loss, then reload at lower prices
• Repeat the cycle

The allegations extend beyond India, with critics claiming the same blueprint has appeared in crypto markets as well.

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

Stop FUCKING selling you cowards! #btc #crypto #cryptowinter

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

WTF #btc

[cryptohunter0x @cryptohunter0x]

🚨 CELSIUS RECOVERY: THE HIDDEN VALUATION GAP IN IONIC DIGITAL 🚨

While everyone is focused on the liquid distributions, the real wealth transfer is happening in the Ionic Digital equity.

We just reviewed the December 2025 data and compared it to public peers like MARA and IREN. The market hasn't priced this in yet.

Here is the data dive every Celsius creditor needs to see. 🧵👇

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

Just received fourth @CelsiusNetwork distribution email! “You are eligible to receive a fourth distribution on account of your Celsius claim. The fourth distribution, expected to begin in February 2026, will allocate $344.4 million to eligible Celsius” #Bankruptcy

[CelsiusFactsNumbers @CelsiusFacts]

🥳🚨 #CelsiusNetwork 4th distribution announced at 7.2% of your total claims!

Total recovery is now at 72.1%. The distribution date has not been set, but expect it in a couple of weeks. I will post an update once distributions begin.

Sources of these funds:
• $73.7M in reserves unlocked
• $14.3M in forfeitures
• $256.4M from the Litigation Fund (includes Tether)
Total: $344.4M

The recovery will come in BTC or cash via your previous agent, but the 4th distribution will be the last paid in BTC.
All future distributions will be paid in stablecoins or cash.
The company has also not purchased the Bitcoin yet. When the distribution is closer, the Bitcoin purchase price will be announced.

Read more below 👇
https://t.co/IyOlcKWulD

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 LATEST: Ark Invest's Cathie Wood says Bitcoin is a strong diversification tool “for asset allocators seeking higher returns per unit of risk” in her 2026 market outlook.

[Cathie Wood @CathieDWood]

The next three years could be Reaganomics on steroids, another golden age for the US equity market. Back then, early in my career, I remember how deregulation, tax cuts, sound monetary policy, and peace through strength sent the dollar soaring, which put a lid on the gold price!

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@Bitcoin_Teddy Keepkey

[The ₿itcoin Therapist @TheBTCTherapist]

I’M GETTING SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@TiffanyFong Join the party pal

[Aaron Bennett @Aaronbennett]

Bitcoin will go ok to hit new all time highs.

The cycle is not over.

Save this tweet.

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

https://t.co/Bwcwz0sbtq

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@TiffanyFong_ Looks amazing. Enjoy!

[HODLSMAUG @HodlSmaug]

@camcrews And it’s abysmal given how much was stolen from me and everyone else. Fuck Alex Mashinsky and his neck.