Freelance writer, former managing editor of @TwoStoryMelody. Bylines: @thedailybeast, @NextBestPicture. Writes about Oscars sometimes, but in a normal way.
hercule poirot: but at ze same time zat captain ‘astings was loading ze guns in ze parlor, madam was in ze RAcial CHATRooms…
sobbing woman: …showing… showing feet
poirot: preCISELy
The answer is that nobody is going to greenlight a big-budget series without an IP attached so this is the best chance they have to do something even vaguely original
>Witcher show writers: "We dislike the games and books"
>Halo show writers: "We didn't look at the games, didn't talk about them"
Who keeps giving videogame adaptations to people who hate videogames ✌️😭
Top 10 Most Mysterious Boards of Canada Songs:
1. The Milking Ministry
2. Little Fright Boys
3. Flowers Are Actually Weird Balloons
4. Crinchtrons
5. The Number Two
6. Hypnotized Scallywags
7. Mathematical Drainage
8. Birds Can’t Run
9. Colonoscope
10. Invisible Gun
People are looking askance at the last part, but even just a serviceable order of chicken tenders and fries becomes a truly elite experience by the pool. Science is still not sure why