Chris Hoff

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@ChicagoAlek Factor in the time delay of kids born in the west side that have Wells and Clemente as their neighborhood school but are not HS age yet…just need families to stick around long enough and commit to CPS. Could be a great turnaround story!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@ChadMoran @scottbuscemi Every Juniper I test driven (qty 3) has had a noisy front suspension over bumps and rough roads at low speeds….drowned out at higher speeds. Made me not want to buy the car and stick with a 3…

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@OutofSpecDetail And when not speeding, it’s driving below the limit. There should be a target speed setting to maintain constant speed with variance allowed for passing maneuvers.

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

#ChicagoBears #DaBears

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

New #iPhone just dropped!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@TrungTPhan Wait until they (NYC and McKinsey) all realize that even trash cans can’t stop the rats!🐀 #ChicagoRats

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@WGNNews @WGNTV @ChicagosMayor so are we throwing a parade for @TomSkilling5’s retirement next month?!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

Over 100 db sound at full speed! You should be giving out ear plugs!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@cta car 2994 currently on the blue line needs to be removed from service! Never been on a louder or bumpier car in my life (you’d swear the wheels were flat!)

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@cta How about a timer/countdown at O’Hare so people know when the next blue line train is leaving and can plan/hustle accordingly (will also let people move to the further trains cars without fear of missing it)

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@elonmusk @Tesla Can we get the “Activate” button for the homelink garage door opener larger? It’s only present when geo-located near the garage so just make it big and easy to activate! The auto open/close is too inconsistent, and sometimes need to “cancel” quickly.

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@GretaThunberg I don’t support Tate; but he is right, “don’t recycle pizza boxes” if they are soaked in grease from the pizza. It will contaminate the recycling box and make more trash!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@mschuler_chi @BrachyDonger @ComEd Not quite a free market since ComEd is a public utility and the only provider of electricity in Chicago. Negative prices don’t last long as they reduce capacity quickly. I’ve never seen rates that high, even on the hottest days in summer. Can I sell back for that rate?

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@duty2warn A “Stay-to-play” scheme if I ever saw one!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@90sConcert @duty2warn @TMobile A classic $StayToPlay scheme!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@cta Why do I gotta watch 3 Express 9 buses bunched up pass me by a stop. Change one to a regular 9!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@WPeterRay @marcorubio FYI: That photo is photoshopped they switched the position of the people.

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@elonmusk @Teslarati @ResidentSponge I have to provide input every time the car tries to center on an entrance ramp merge…going on three years now and if I let autopilot do it I look like a drunk driver!

[Chris Hoff @HoffHouse]

@sweatybrow1 @elonmusk @FrenchieEAP @karpathy Don’t recognize the skyline?! It’s Chicago; getting on the eastbound Kennedy expressway (I90/94) at Augusta Blvd. We have metered on ramps at many entrances. Wish Tesla would do more Midwest testing…our roads are $#¥!, our lines are not always visible and we have short merges!