Michael Hofmockel

Accelerating Scientific Research Through Computing Innovation

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Not photoshopped.

[Michael Hofmockel @Hofmockel]

@coffeebeaneryHQ in Detroit Airport and said we had voucher from airline. Server, “couldn’t void the order and start again or they would get in trouble.” If the rule is real, should I walk away leaving the server stuck and in trouble or miss my flight waiting for a manager?

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I've been awarded the "Eleven-year membership" badge on #SymfonyConnect. https://t.co/2gv9A6phLZ

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All the words

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

What word is your spelling nemesis?

This is a safe space.

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Daughter: I’m a “Generational Nerd”because my parents are nerds. You are just a “Nerd.”

Me: … but my dad was a “Nerd.”

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

Pharma buys off Congress. No action on drug prices.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

We are closer to 2050 than to 1990.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

A comprehensive map of all countries that use the MMDDYYYY date format

[Carly Anne York, Ph.D. @BiologyCarly]

Share a fact that you know is right, but feels so wrong

I'll start...Sharks have been around longer than trees

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Telling a story about two rabbits that ends with utter confusion and dismay.

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

Watch this video without sound on and tell me what Don Junior is saying with his fingers. Wrong answers only.

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1984

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Which sci-fi movie that predicted the future came the closest to getting it right?

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Reagan

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Who is responsible for officially destroying the Republican party?

a) Gaetz
b) MTG
c) McCarthy
d) Trump
e) All of the above

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

Post the last photo of your cat. No cheating!

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[George Santos @Georgesantos]

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.”

Today we remember the immeasurable contributions, life and legacy of Martin Luther King Jr.

#MartinLutherKingJrDay

[Michael Hofmockel @Hofmockel]

Eel or dog?

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COBOL?

[Victoria Haneman @TaxLawProf]

The U.S. airline system runs on COBOL, which is 64 years old, but cool let’s talk about getting rid of the whole tax system.

Who needs infrastructure.

[Michael Hofmockel @Hofmockel]

One

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Usage Poll!
How many syllables are in 'caramel?'

[Michael Hofmockel @Hofmockel]

Open cough medicine behind the customer service counter is troublesome.

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The Sopranos

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you could watch any tv series for the first time again, what would it be?

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.