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|| i am absolute ||

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

smoked the weed that makes you eat an entire bag of garden salsa sun chips

[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

I DRIVE THE FOREIGN LIKE IT WAS A CHEVY

[Horse slug @horseslug]

my autistic son keeps calling himself the jit with no name

[goy @goyonsolana]

PROJECT KIRK

[Pim Diffy 🚀 @isthat_kt]

I just-

Ain’t no way ALL 5 little monkeys fell off the bed. AINT NOOOO WAY.

That bitch was hittin them kids.

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

hey your mannerisms looked really normal and natural today. when you walked around I couldn't even tell that there's something really off about you. keep up the great work

[H @ayanamimami]

the adderall is, metaphorically, a small creature under my wilting white toque. i am a warm and pliable vessel for this benevolent rodent pilot. what are these laid before us, i ask? so many comments, so many exclamation points? we mustn't let the people hunger, he squeaks

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Beer 1 with the fellas: you can really taste the mosaic hops

Beer 4 with the fellas: your smile lights up my world and shows me there is still good to be discovered

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

“if you cannot gift trans people with visibility, humanity, and acceptance, could you at least gift them with silence?”

[chuddington || saw vampires lives @boycommma]

y'all ever be pissing but wanna piss faster so you put on turbo fast pissing mode

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my triple espresso, Wellbutrin 200mg XL, Vyvanse 70mg, 2mg Klonopin, 1400mg of Gabapentin, 40mg of THC, and this is crucial, 23 hits from Elfbar

[sergio @spongbobfan369]

Fading my pubic hair

[bagrid @bagridbagrid]

who roofied my 17 beers!!!

[frick @gofrickurself]

What i eat in a day as a faggot

[H @ayanamimami]

hingebred

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hot it managed to laminate 12 sheets of paper

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

suicidal at 11 was crazy i should have been playing animal jam