deeply superficial

I have the finest collection of dust mites

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It takes a dolphin 10 minutes to train a human to feed it a fish when it waves a flipper

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Twitter is like watching a bad sitcom and about as relevant.

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I bought a Harley two weeks ago. Then came down with AAD. Accessory Acquisition Disorder. Time to start a support group.

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How often it is when we try to do something for someone's own good, it's really for our own good, and not the other person's.

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I absolutely, wholeheartedly, and adamantly refuse to be uncooperative.

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Was asked what my favorite song is the other day. I have 52,693 mp3s, going to need to get back to you on that one.

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I don't golf, but did a charity golf outting today. Who would have thought I would win with more points than anyone else.

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Relatives are going fishing for trout in the Ozarks. I guess tying flies when you're having fun.

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We went to the zoo today. I can't figure why when we have a cat, a dog, two birds, a crawdad, and a tadpole at home.

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My youngest says very, very, very, very, very very, very, very, very, very, very, very, etc to emphasize the great extent of something

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Leadership is helping others to do more, and be more, than they might have without your influence.

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GoDaddy hosting service sucks really really bad. It is the proverbial used car salesman combined with AOhell.

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My wife let me rent a motorcycle for a day, but won't let me own one. My 6 yr old called it a Hardly Davidson. How appropriate.

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Wow, just had a flash of deja vu. thought I was here before saying this very same thing, but that was yesterday.

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I'll let you know tomorrow what I was thinking yesterday.

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Speaking of Zappos, met their people last week. What an awesome, fun group, bet its a great place to work. Love the weirdness.

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I was mowing the lawn, tending the garden, feeling 'green,' and was overwhelmed briefly with the fact that I am biodegradable.

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I heard someone ask, "What's another word for thesaurus?"

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Happiness is subject to the influences of the moment, Contentment is a foundation, teach others to build their life on a foundation.