Lars Holgren

Fake profile, real Portland Thorns fan.

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

Lars out! See ya on 🦋

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@melinae07 @Phuocerman That doesn't exactly spark joy in me, @melinae07

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@PNWyams @Phuocerman Well I’m hoping that we at least won’t be paying her that much, considering she just got $1M for doing nothing!

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@chris_awk Hey, uh, @ThornsFC?

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@theolloydhughes @Phuocerman !

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

Hey @theolloydhughes , can your Portland followers have a Thorns signing rumor to help get rid of the Sunday scaries?! 😁😩

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@theolloydhughes Whoa! Thanks!!! @PNWyams

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@chris_awk Now that that thorns are down to 2 keepers, would make sense for her to come to ... Portland.

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@chris_awk What happens if a team goes over the roster limit and nobody consents to a trade?

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@akirb92 So maybe Hubly to the courage?! 😬

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@chris_awk Does the 61 include retired FAs like Sauerbrunn?

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@777_sydel @JeffKassouf I said the top seed that is playing in the championship.

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@Phuocerman Wait is he implying that his approach will be to identify positional needs and fill them with talented players? Insane!

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@Phuocerman @SarahLowdon Does this mean she won't be ACing during the 18 months?

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@Phuocerman Do the Thorns have a specific person in mind to use with the new International spot acquired from the Hogan trade?

Can you explain the difference between allocation money, intra-league transfer funds, etc?

[Lars Holgren @HolgrenLars]

@PNWyams @Phuocerman Maybe Hologram Tobin

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@Phuocerman Why did you post a gif of the door to elf land?!? 🧝