Holly Wheeler

[PL CHAMPIONS🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ArseneWasRight]

Why you got Minecraft feet

[Jamie Tracey @JamieTracey2]

When you get triple sat, need to open a bottle of wine, a table wants their cheque and food comes out cold

[Wesley Snipes @wesleysnipes]

Don't let the internet rush you.
No one is posting their failures.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was ᵃˢ ᵉⁿᵛᶦʳᵒⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ᶜᵒⁿˢᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵃˢ ᵐᵉ

[J @INSTAH0E]

Taking Adderall for the first time

[Nik Poli @nikpolimusic]

@ericchurch I recently lost my 18 y/o friend last Monday in a crash. He was a big fan of your music. We found out the last song he was listening to was Round Here Buzz. My friends and I were hoping you could dedicate this song to him @ the Calgary Country Thunder Festival. Thanks

[ @vinnybrack]

when a customer says “I’m never shopping here again” https://t.co/tQHK7FQxhk

[Shey @sheystheman]

Types of tables that are repeatedly encountered while working as a server (a thread):

[lolita @literaleaf]

BOAT SZNNNNN!!!

And by that I mean I don’t have a boat & my dms are OPEN for the invite!!!

[pablo @presidentialpab]

open for a surprise https://t.co/wgH9esM05u

[arvin. @meloforshort]

IF A BABY HANDS YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT SHIT

[J @jruthmitch]

If you ever catch me taking a shot of tequila I should’ve gone home 3 hours ago

[Scott Dodds @itsBOMBARDIER]

me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money

me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one