Jamie Tracey

Music, NBA, and Mediocre Retweets

[Jamie Tracey @JamieTracey2]

At my first ever serving job I brought two steaks to an elderly couple and when the man asked for steak sauce I planned on saying either “I’ll be right back” or “I’ll come back in a second” and accidentally combining both phrases, I told him “I’ll come on your back”.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Just bought a $300 putter and I’m tied with my wife in putt putt going into 11. Total horseshit

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

i have a friend that gets airport beers after his flights

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: The Toronto Blue Jays have started 3-0 for only the THIRD time in history:

1992 (6-0)
1996 (3-0)
2026 (3-0)

The first time Toronto started 3-0, they won the World Series.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

when you’re higħ listening to music you hear EVERYTHING, like damn who tf on that violin 😭😭

[Jamie Tracey @JamieTracey2]

@Arealmfngl

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

@ShamsCharania Chris Paul went home for a retirement tour and they sent him out the country

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

me: “i’m so tired”

also me: *stays up four more hours because it’s the only time no one’s demanding anything from me and the night feels safe and infinite*

[maha @mahaaaay]

white guys be like “you gotta catch that”

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

dougie needs to hit the road with his dollarama shovel again because it is crazy out there

[Bobby “pipe bomb” (CFA,CFP, MBA) @BobbyPipeBomb]

These scammers are getting really creative.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Ben Simmons had the ENTIRE ocean to throw the fish back and MISSED 😭😭😭

[liam @DrDomodoPhD]

I haven’t showered since last year 😂

[Nick Angstadt @NickVanExit]

Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV

[Jordan @jordancicchelli]

96 pitches in Game 6, comes out of the bullpen in Game 7 and now this, I’m sick.

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity?

I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

this is my girlfriend the second i put on a movie i'm excited to show her