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dirtball

[☘️ @jts3_]

My mom is being eaten by a dog and theres nothing I can do

[Fons @fbgfons]

Getting the 90s Era Utah on 82-0 and you gotta make “that” pick

[☘️ @jts3_]

This shit rigged

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

You guys don’t understand how ass it is to be ass at golf. I hate the man I see in the mirror

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

bro please extinguish your cigarette bro we’re at burger king

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Johnny (John) “Toronto” Candy @TorontoJohn3]

i just played 18 holes in my head and shot a 104

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[doxie @doxie_gay]

all u can do sometimes is smoke 13 cigarettes and shut your fucking mouth

[. @mrw1sconsin]

After your grandma dies your family becomes retarded.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

Alex Caruso looks like when you do a no armor run on dark souls

[sashama @super_smasha]

Do you think Wemby hates Lu Dort for being Quebecois

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Я @LJJM__]

2012 hyperdunks I still think about you

[jeom @araragijeom]

who up frying their dopamine receptors

[jake @wormpuller]

Life hack: Get really fucked up every time you drink, drink way too much. Drink past the point of it being fun and embarrass yourself

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching