Calvin

some thoughts and things I like.

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

The Browns after trading Myles Garrett

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Redkacheek @redkacheek]

FREE THIS MAN

[Morgan Barrett @MorganBarrettX]

Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today

Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now

Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. https://t.co/wneV9NpMyg

[Josh @bluetwenty2]

“Uh, do you mean Jacqueline”?

#GoCougs

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

In four months time folks in Texas or Kansas City will be driving to work and roll into one of these 😂 . #WorldCup2026

[Virginia finkle 2.0 @2Finkle89738]

Idc what anyone says… this is by far the greatest video to touch the internet 😂 I wheeze until I cry every time

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

We gotta keep Jameis Winston at all costs 😂

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Me checking people’s items to see which line at the store is going to move the fastest.

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

It’s so cold in DC i just saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets ‼️

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular but i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

[GameStop @gamestop]

$4 in store credit

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Guilty 🙋‍♂️ 😂😂

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

$45 billion

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

“Does not allow AI-generated content” will be the rule that lets new social media apps beat the ones we rely on today

[Coastal Carolina Athletics @GoCCUsports]

Sir Chauncey, what can’t thy do?