Icarus

Demon to some, Angel to others. Used to football, now I’m old. I flew too high. Coastal Alum

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

THIS is exactly what @ABC and others should have done to Trump instead of caving and giving in and paying him off with millions of dollars.

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[The Halo 2 Brute Captain @PoopShipDestyr]

Try 15 years without playable Elites in Halo

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

This is the discourse I need

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

You can only have one kind of hot dog for the rest of your life, what are you choosing?

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

Do you ever wonder what you'll have to pretend to believe tomorrow? Next week? Next year?

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

I love Danny McBride

https://t.co/S5BUaaGf6X

[Jonathan Zaslow @ZaslowShow]

Good morning, everyone. Except for all the NBA reporters who embarrassed themselves over the last week.

[jeremy taché @jeremytache]

PAT. RILEY.

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

🐳 🐳 🐳

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Milwaukee Bucks are trading Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

Older woman just asked me “do you wish for a free Cuba”. We’ve got ourselves a flight now!

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

Meatball sub is not an acceptable morning flight meal - after 10:30am (11 really), it’s your world, but 7am? Have some shame!

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

It’s 7am, I’ve just been seated on this flight and the person in the row in front of me is eating a meatball sub. Plane smells like Parmesan now. I’m not a happy camper.

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

Unc’in it

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

Again, Veep couldn’t have come up with a bit like this -

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

Animals should not be used for radical transgender experiments.

This is not science. This is ideological cruelty paid for by the American taxpayers.

Our TRANS MICE Act ends it. No federal funds may be used to conduct, support, or fund research aimed at altering an animal's biological sex.

No hormones. No surgeries. No taxpayer dollars spent mutilating animals in the name of transgender ideology.

This legislation brings accountability, ends taxpayer-funded cruelty, and ensures science serves the public, not ideology.

[Icarus @jack_flood56]

Wut