cholli

🌸carthage college '22🌸 ☕️barista☕️ chicago

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

If you listen to the "making my way downtown" song and don't think of White Chicks wyd

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Yea giving birth is hard and all, but have you ever had a brain freeze for more than five seconds?

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Mountains aren’t funny they are hill areas

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Dogs can’t operate scanners but catscan

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

If squids could talk they would say squidwards

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

A slap in the face is way more hurtful than a slap on the wrist

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Can everyone who’s actually attractive and posts selfies pls go to Instagram where they are wanted????? Twitter is for sad bois and gurls with dumb bitch tweets only!!!!!

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

I just realized BOGO is short for buy one get one...

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Here I am doing my laundry like a normal human being, but how could I possibly do it without the help of my mosquito friends? That’s right folks! They’re always there to help!
⚠️beware⚠️

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Don’t you just hate when you’re forced to ruin a perfect winged eye bc you botched the other one?? 🙄

[Bridges Coffey @bridgescoffey3]

Help me out...

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Every 16y/o ever: I GOT MY LICENSE!!!

Every 17y/o or older: Wow, better stay off the roads!

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Since this is the 2nd time, I feel like I need to address this.
Excuse me,
but there is no law saying I have to wait in the middle of the intersection for a yellow light
SO STOP HONKING AT ME IF I DONT WANNA SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION PERSON BEHIND ME!!!!!!

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

I'm so over people who don't think anyone else has feelings

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Why do you let me cry myself to sleep every night

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Why do I let people hurt me so bad when I don't even matter to them

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

Me: Niko it's national girlfriend day!
Niko: I think that was yesterday.
Me: you can still post something cute.
Niko: ....
Me: ....

[cholli @Holli_Chandler]

I've become one of those everyday contact wearers and I never thought I'd turn into one😳