Holly Golightly

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

@scrimpsnbacon @BehindyourBak @DJBRich2 I'M IN! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. #BEHINDYOURBAK #DELETEBEHINDYOURBAK

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Ok I would be mortified if New York socialite Twitter ever found this out but...unplugging from social media and hanging out with poor people is kind of...liberating? #BehindyourBak

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

@MD94316675 I'm sorry, what?

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

Today I saw my roommate's outfit and was like, 'What are you wearing, your grandmother's skirt?' My Twitter followers would NOT have believed how hideous it was. So I took her shopping for skirts at Calvin Klein. #BehindyourBak

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@DJBRich2 @TherealQueenP1 I'd love for you to perform at my next dinner party. Do you prefer to be paid in diamonds or cryptocurrency? @DJBRich2 #BehindyourBak

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I need an Xanax. No, ten. I'm gonna go insane not knowing what people are saying about me. Are they calling me a fat, indigent has-been? Did my hair look good from the back at least? #BehindyourBak

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

@Flokus7 @joash_the @dinkle_t @ChristianGobble "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
Does Tina do guest appearances? Can I book her for my next dinner party?

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

@LolaInTheClouds NO ONE can handle being me, sweetie.

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I eat carbs for breakfast ONE TIME omg dskfjeajk the paparazzi are RELENTLESS. #BehindyourBak #PostEarYours

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@toobusyraving What in heaven is a...rave? Is it like a debutante ball?

[Holly Golightly @HollyGo21975199]

@JonersThesmith don't you need a husband for a honeymoon? so the rumors are true...

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@BasicBrie I know I always look amazing — why would I need to look into a grimy store window? Read my perfectly plumped and glossed lips: It. Isn't. Me.

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This isn't me. I wouldn't be caught dead window shopping for last season's couture. #BehindyourBak #PostEarYours

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@BehindyourBak Only 26?? These fake hoes

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I can't believe what's just happened—I've been locked out of Twitter. You can have a penthouse on Upper East Side Manhattan but you can't have it all I guess... #BehindyourBak

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@SonnyFreddy Is she out to get all of us??

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@CaraOlympios Expect the unexpected? Are you competing on Big Brother?

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@macaleesy I'm in the same boat!

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@DJBRich2 Lay off the carbs then

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Actually talked to my roommate today...weird. I thought she would sound poor but she's actually quite lovely! Hmm maybe I can bring her to my next manicure appointment if Twitter is still down #BehindyourBak