JoashTheDirector

I just got pegged to direct the next Spielberg movie but I don’t know what I’m doing, so I’m a self induced alcoholic.

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Someone stole my car, drove it to San Diego, then just... left? I got a call from SDPD this morning telling me that they’d found it. Nothing was missing (except half my tank). Very weird....

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Has anyone seen my car...?

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Happy new year! Here’s to a new me, alcohol free. I’m going to be working a lot this year. I can feel it. I’ve got 2 movies in the works, maybe 3. Lets get at it!!

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Hellooooo everyone! I’m back! Just in time for christmas. Script is going well for everyone that’s curious. Get ready for the new, sober me!

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

I appreciate all the support and love. I’ll be signing off of social media for a while - Not like I could use anything but twitter anyways. #SeeYaFlipside #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Well, last night I went off the deep end. Thanks to @dinkle_t @ChristianGobble and @BigBeastBjorn I’m ok. But I’ve decided to enter rehab. I’m still going to be able to work on rewrites for my script. I should be out in time for film to start on schedule #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Normally when I’m up this late it’s cause I’m drinking but tonight, I’m just so excited about my collaboration with @dinkle_t that I’m getting a head start. I don’t even care about being locked out of my accounts #freedom #BehindyourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Woke up feeling more refreshed than ever! 3 days now I haven’t had alcohol and have felt great. Wonder if this means something #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@LolaInTheClouds @tinymilktea @ChristianGobble Nope. I was just early. Gotta get prime seats and I need to make sure I’m early enough to get #popcorn movie was pretty good though #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

Someone just sent me this picture of me attending a screening of the Green Book with @ChristianGobble not sure what’s being said, but I need to dispel two rumors. 1. The kids are as cute as he says 2. I’m not a bandwagon. I’ve always been a saints fan #BehindYourBak #PostEarYours

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@tinymilktea @ChristianGobble No no, I was just incognito. Or trying to be. I prefer to blend in with the audience when I’m seeing a movie. I actually go to screenings of my movies in all kinds of theaters across the country to gauge reactions #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@klokus2 Talk to @dinkle_t he might know someone who can fill in #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@LolaInTheClouds @dinkle_t I agree. I think @dinkle_t and I might’ve started a long lasting friendship from this event. Who would’ve thought! #ThingsThatBringUsTogether #BehindYourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@HollyGo21975199 @Flokus7 @dinkle_t @ChristianGobble Thank you all for your submissions. At this time I’m still working out the script and it doesn’t really call for any animal actors but if that changes you’ll be the first to know! #BehindyourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@LolaInTheClouds @dinkle_t Thanks! We’re getting together tonight. Let you know how it goes! #BehindyourBak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@ChootJoe I’d be interested! I’d love to discuss the details and figure out what might work. My movie right now is taking a lot of my time but after that, I’d love to hear your thoughts. The name stays though #1ofakind #behindyourbak

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

I want to dispel a rumor I heard is going around #BehindyourBak my name is Joash. It’s pronounced Josh. It’s not Yoash. My parents apparently just didn’t know how to spell Josh. Actually they did, they just thought it’d be cool. But I’m not changing it. That’s all.

[JoashTheDirector @joash_the]

@ChristianGobble I’ll keep that in mind. Depends on this film develops. I know how hard it is to break in though. I believe in giving back so I’m happy to give the kids a shot if the right role comes along #BehindyourBak