Hummingbirds are so territorial. They’re like tiny little feathery missiles attacking one another for droplets of sugar water. I am here for that drama.
I'm really glad that Spotify wrapped comes out in early December so that my numbers aren't tainted by the number of times in a row I play "Last Christmas" in December.
I had a dream last night that I was back in high school and I finally got to go to a cool kids party and it was only because they hired me to clean it beforehand. It’s sad, but it also sounds like the start of a 90s teen romcon???
Can we please stop doing gag gifts for Christmas? It's a laugh in the moment, but then it's just something to donate or trash. And I don't think Goodwill wants any more sweatshirts made to look like sweaters that say, "All I want for Christmas is Wine"
Being a social copywriter is the same as being a regular copywriter except every single person who reads your work has the chance to write back directly and call you an idiot