Holmbrero

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Une des meilleures vidéos que j'ai vu sur internet 🥹🤩🤩🤩🥰

[Viktor Barth-Kron @viktorbk]

Nu jobbar jag inte på Aftonbladet, snarare tvärtom, men likväl:

Det spelar ingen roll om det var Saddam Hussein som gjorde reportaget med Margareta Winberg som fotograf, problemen det pekade på återstår. Har vi någon kommentar till dem?

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

"You'd all be speaking German if it wasn't for me."- German teacher with low self esteem.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@AnaheimDucks Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Umbrellas were invented thousands of years ago

We still have rain..

Just saying..

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[zeenoh 🍥 @zeenohh]

This is funny because the UK doesn't have high speed rail either but China does and China is larger than the US

[helkum @he1kumwya]

10 sets of mom said no to buying a toy

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

[Anthony Moeglin @ADMegs_10]

What was the temperature of this game??

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Funniest yellow card you’ll see this year 🤣

[LUF @LUFswe]

Vår skärmtid är snart slut

[Holmbrero @Holmbrero]

@sillverryggen @NisseHallberg Där fick han så att han teg du!

[Holmbrero @Holmbrero]

@domarfraga @YFront_swe @Lemixgo Fan, tänk om vi hade haft ett svenskt ord för impact. Vad lätt det hade varit då.

[Holmbrero @Holmbrero]

@SvanbergJ @viktorbk Förlåt det där var onödigt, jag fattar att det kan bli fel ibland! Kul med fem likes på en tweet dock. Ev. Nytt rekord för mig.

[Holmbrero @Holmbrero]

@SvanbergJ @viktorbk Så du är ifrån Spanien. Vilket ämne undervisar du i?