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[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

rich white college girls saying goodbye to their friends going to study abroad like they’re getting deployed

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

“What song are you listening to?”

Oh um, Hugh Freeze’s “You owe them something” Money for Nothing college football montage

[Tommy Callahan @yalltitanup]

The Commanders have FOUR games past Jayden Daniels’ bedtime in 2026 👀

Wk 6 @ SF (8:15 PM)
Wk 8 vs PHI (8:20 PM)
Wk 10 @ NYG (8:15 PM)
Wk 11 vs CIN (8:15 PM)

Will mom let him play? #RaiseHail

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

You asked for it, you got it. 🤝

We’re going old school with the @Seahawks for #SEAvsDEN!

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

@DrotalkSD Can’t make these kind of excuses when the guy has ZERO playoff wins bud

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@Turbulating @ApexLiveComms I’m almost 100% positive. When you play with a 3 stack your lobbies will be considerably more difficult.

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

@Turbulating @ApexLiveComms That’s currently how it is.

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

@BarstoolHusker They transfer before they’re good so what’s the point hahaha

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

@On3 @PeteNakos We fell for this last year already

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Feeling safe from the hantavirus due to my longstanding policy of never interacting with anyone who would go on a cruise.

[Grag Popovich @ItsGPop]

me n the front office boys have been grindin in the lab

new pitch: padded shiesty wemby

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

This notion that Waddle is injury prone is very random? He has started 78/85 games in his career.

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: An anonymous NFL executive on the Broncos' trade for Jaylen Waddle:

“Take your shot, but you'd better know some of the flaws. Availability is a concern, and he doesn't exactly exude toughness. Maybe your culture changes that. He opens things up and he's in his prime.”

(via @TheAthletic)

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

🃏

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

Ethical hoops!

[Underdog @Underdog]

Players this season with 50+ point games on fewer than 6 FTA

Aaron Gordon
Jamal Murray (2x)

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

Congrats Las Vegas and Seattle. You now get to see shitty basketball first hand!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has approved a vote for the league to explore bids and applicants for expansion teams exclusively in Las Vegas and Seattle, sources tell ESPN. A bidding process is expected to generate offers in the $7-10 billion range for each team.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

Philly lands their QB of the future 🔥

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Panthers are trading veteran QB Andy Dalton to the Philadelphia Eagles in exchange for a 2027 seventh-round pick, per sources.

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

Last season:

Waddle:
100 targets
64 receptions
910 yards
6 TDs
QB: Tua Tagovailoa - 22nd in passing yards

Moore:
85 targets
50 receptions
682 yards
6 TDs
QB: Caleb Williams - 7th in passing yards

[Dave Myers @DaveMyersBIB]

Last 3 seasons:

Waddle:
287 Targets
194 Receptions
2668 Yards
12 TDs

Moore:
361 Targets
244 Receptions
3012 Yards
20 TDs

[hoLtEn @HoltenSparling]

@DKL_II @AmPatUSA99 @OmarKelly Downplaying Waddle to help you feel better. It doesn’t take much to figure out why his numbers dipped after 1300 yards his sophomore year.

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@Therealdante98 @CecilLammey Just because you agree with someone complaining doesn’t mean they’re right. The Raiders are in a position to sign everyone under the sign because their current roster is empty/sucks!! Stop overreacting to not paying Etienne $13M/year